The No Service Podcast
Host Sheldon Grant with friends MelDub and SashaLee hang out after work. NO SERVICE means we're off the clock and unfiltered.....for the most part. Have a drink, grab some snacks and come chill with us!
The No Service Podcast
EP101 "Book Clubs & Parenting" ft Teniel
Did you miss us?? Well, we're back!!
This week we have our dear friend and co worker Teniel!!
you're listening to the no service podcast with sheldon grant, meltup, j-rome and sasha lee. You done flipping no, tune in, let's go rest of course, you know what I said.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna behave.
Speaker 2:You know why it's been like three months and I'm gonna behave going forward on the part.
Speaker 4:I really think that this is a good like um, what would you call it?
Speaker 2:intro initiation what's that?
Speaker 4:like a carrier, like a, like a cuddle carrier, you know.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know. You have to explain yourself. See the thing about podcasting. You can't just like assume.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you have to explain, you have to explain yourself Wow.
Speaker 4:The mic is resting restfully in my tits. It's a critter.
Speaker 2:I'm done. You know. They always say if women had penises for a day, what would you guys do with it?
Speaker 3:They just go around and be like this. Mel done told us what she was doing. I honestly, oh, I know what Mel's doing.
Speaker 2:I'm scared, I've run away from her. What am I doing if I have a penis for a day?
Speaker 4:I'm sorry for any man who. I think, I think I can like, I agree with that, like 100% and then I had it.
Speaker 3:I better have.
Speaker 4:I better have girth and length, I better. Have girth and length, I better have girth and length.
Speaker 3:Pencil dick is not it. No, it's not, I want girth.
Speaker 4:I want length and I want to beat it up from the back Straight up.
Speaker 2:So you want to have sex? If you had it, yeah, what is the purpose?
Speaker 5:It's not the other way around for a man.
Speaker 4:Everyone say hi to Gabby, hi, gabby, so not the other way around Everyone say hi to Gabby, hi, gabby, so wait.
Speaker 3:Shelly, if you had a vagina.
Speaker 2:No, if you had a vagina, nothing I'd probably DJ. That's it, dj yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, play with yourself, it's not that much fun. That's all you do with it, yeah.
Speaker 3:You want me to get Hell? No, you wouldn't get a mirror.
Speaker 2:And try to look up In our paintings. You wouldn't get a mirror. And try to look up at night and things.
Speaker 3:I already seen one. What do you mean? Well, yeah, but on your own self.
Speaker 2:No, no, I already know what a vagina looks like. So you just rub it off, I just want to DJ Because I want to know if the clit really is that powerful, so you wouldn't want to go get dicked down by a big girl. Yeah, I'm inside DJ.
Speaker 3:Experience.
Speaker 2:I want to see how far I can pee. You know, like us boys, we aim.
Speaker 3:This chick said yeah, because if you have a vagina for a day, I want to see if I can stand and pee in the urinal. You're giving head for the 24 hours.
Speaker 4:Why would you?
Speaker 2:No, we don't do that. I know, I know what I'm saying. I would try he wants to do that.
Speaker 4:You guys can't even do that with a long apparatus.
Speaker 2:No, no, don't speak for me.
Speaker 5:Wow, I'm nice. I don't understand where this came from my aim is 100%.
Speaker 3:This went for the word. That's what they say.
Speaker 2:No, no, no no, no, no, no, I don't do that I got girls in my house. I can't do that?
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's true, it's all girls in there, I'm an only man.
Speaker 2:You have your own bathroom. So again, this is why I have to ask wifey, Not necessarily, I have little tip.
Speaker 3:Who she calling. She's saying hi daddy, oh Miles.
Speaker 2:Somebody she's calling.
Speaker 4:I'm just hoping for at least Seven and a half inches Minimum. I want girls.
Speaker 3:Minimum.
Speaker 4:So okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, you have 24 hours. You wake up, you realize you have it. You have all that you asked for. Where are you going and what are you doing?
Speaker 4:Like you're just gonna run outside and look for the first man. So our job or I mean woman Our workplace, our workplace.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Jesus. So I'm a walking deer, all handsome and stuff Smelling good, and I'm just gonna talk and I'm gonna be like Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2:You women, like to do what y'all don't want Done to yourselves.
Speaker 4:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:You hate that stuff.
Speaker 3:Y'all do it anyway. So why Not y'all Tell me what I hate? What do I hate? You just said you All right, y'all do it anyway. So why what do I hate Not?
Speaker 2:y'all.
Speaker 4:Tell me what I hate. What do I hate? You just said you're going to go to finesse women at work?
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 4:When I say finesse, you're telling me that I have a penis for 24 hours, yeah, 24.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that means it's limited, exactly You're going to be cackling.
Speaker 4:No, no, I'm going to be very Everybody.
Speaker 2:Come get that cocky. Everything with legs, everything with legs.
Speaker 4:I'm going to be very forward as long as I'm an attractive, handsome man that smells good, I'm going to look up with that change in my pocket. I drive a nice, decent car. I'm going to be like yo. I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 5:I, I'm going to say it straight.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to be honest, but that's something you wouldn't like to happen to you.
Speaker 3:No, no no, if you're transparent, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 4:Allow me to decide.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 3:If I just look up front, you want to just tell me I'm going to give it.
Speaker 2:Okay, so after the first bus Because you know us men, usually after the first we're like we need a break. Somebody says 10 minutes Sure but for y'all you have 24 hours. How are you maximizing this break? Like you know, you bust one time.
Speaker 4:You're just gonna be like get it back up no, no, no, no, because again I'm a rookie in the game I don't I don't know how the the penis works like that for you right.
Speaker 2:So you're gonna have be like get your knowledge up and all that Right. So I'm going to eat, refuel the body.
Speaker 4:You know. Get a little juice supplement, peanut, punch them something.
Speaker 3:Blend up, blend up. Yeah, build up my body. So you know what I think I'd struggle with what when to rest my balls.
Speaker 5:Do I rest it up front going to do with it?
Speaker 2:Because this one wants seven inches.
Speaker 3:She's small.
Speaker 5:Do a leg now.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 4:And Mel already walks a little. Sasha's really thinking that her penis is going to be huge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she don't understand. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Sasha's really thinking that she's going to have a whole baby's foot.
Speaker 2:Her baby's leg hanging down there.
Speaker 4:Her baby's leg hanging down there.
Speaker 3:You guys understand we're briefer boxers. You want to know why she's singing that Because her body is so heavy.
Speaker 2:Do you want her to swing when you walk? I might want to feel it on my leg. Listen, remember the balls are very sensitive, so if it nicks, Wait balls are sensitive.
Speaker 3:What? If it nicks. Wait, what do you mean? Balls are sensitive. You're a mother of.
Speaker 4:Is that why you guys like that is why you guys like when girls Like if you're getting head for them to play with the balls, yeah, but like where Our mind is focused on you.
Speaker 2:If she hits that at the wrong angle, it's gonna kill me.
Speaker 4:So, but do you like the licking of the balls?
Speaker 2:Sure.
Speaker 4:Sure, does that feel good? Not really.
Speaker 2:Not for me. For me it's not really.
Speaker 4:Well, does it feel like weird? Because you're just like one nick of a tooth Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I'm worried more than I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 4:That's what I've heard, guys.
Speaker 2:I'm worried because if you nick it the wrong way. Yo, it's like you shot me in the head.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's painful.
Speaker 3:Anyways, I didn't know, that I didn't want to start like this after four months off.
Speaker 4:Welcome back. You can tell that some of us are backed up. It's paused.
Speaker 3:Why it's cool, maybe she's getting a call.
Speaker 2:Should we call?
Speaker 4:Someone text no. Oh, we're back. No.
Speaker 2:We can start the show right here. It's a good spot to get into it.
Speaker 4:I don't know why it paused it doesn't matter. I'm sorry, I don't.
Speaker 3:Okay so we're just gonna end back you.
Speaker 4:Sasha's back. Nice, get me white and red. Overproof the tanning Quiet Everywhere we party, everywhere we party.
Speaker 5:People laughing.
Speaker 3:Because I've been so happy Street vibe Drum, as much we make something.
Speaker 2:I'm going to need the money. I'm going to need the money. I'm going to need the money. I'm going to need the money. I'm going to need the money. I'm going to need the money. I'm going to need the money.
Speaker 3:I'm going to need the money.
Speaker 2:Yo, it's us, we're here Finally. Back in the house, back in the basement. Our bellies are full Mel has coke in her system. No ice, thank god.
Speaker 5:She's still on her phone, ladies and gentlemen. She dead.
Speaker 2:We're all here, sasha's here yeah, yeah mel is here so I'm sorry, I'm here, you know, but she's not really here and we have a special guest with us who has fed us, entertained us uh, give jokes great insight. Our dear friend teneal. Clap it over for Tenille. Ladies and gentlemen, hello.
Speaker 4:Tenille, how are you? I'm great. I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the pod. I'm sure you've listened to a lot of episodes. I have, I have you know how it kind of goes down here. Anything goes. Feel free to be yourself. Yeah, I was going to say do we really want that? Be careful what you tell Tenille. Be careful For those of you who don't know. Tenille is our co-worker and one of our favorites. I wanted you on the show for a long time, but.
Speaker 4:I think this is the right time. They never invited me. No, it had to be the right time. They asked me if me really is a Jamaican. Them do all kind of things I never invite me, I'd never invite you.
Speaker 2:No, hello, don't speak for me. Y'all in the book club, y'all are in all kind of clubs and never said to you to come on the show. Yeah, that's not true To Neal Sheldon, are you?
Speaker 4:really putting this on us, because the book club has been going on for over a year now.
Speaker 1:Oh wow a year.
Speaker 2:So it confuses place, it's our fault because we're not that consistent, to be honest. Okay, we just got a part of it, we feel like it, but um yeah we're back, man, how's everyone feeling such?
Speaker 3:how you feeling, man, I'm good, you're good, great. How's life? Life is laughing, it's life.
Speaker 2:And I told someone that in the dm they say they dm me on the page and they're like yo, where are you guys?
Speaker 3:are you guys?
Speaker 2:okay, life is life because we haven't posted, we haven't put an episode out in two months.
Speaker 3:I think it was October, I feel like it's more than that Before August, end of August.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was Kegan's birthday around that time.
Speaker 4:Listen, life is life. Life is life, you know.
Speaker 2:We live in Canada and everything's expensive. I haven't had grapes in like three months. Who has has money, though. Grapes cost a lot like a lot of money, and I can't afford it sorry, I'm turning off my phone, yeah melissa doesn't know how to pod properly, guys it's been three years.
Speaker 4:I don't understand mentorship. You work where we work and you have your phone that makes sounds. My phone never makes sounds because of that reason, like I don't ever have Not even vibration- Really.
Speaker 3:No, if you get me, it's a You're lucky. Mine too. Mine doesn't vibrate Nothing. My watch does. I'm not going to lie, my watch vibrates and that's the only way I know the phone's ringing Me too.
Speaker 4:That's literally the only way.
Speaker 2:But, as far as like audio, audio from my phone no, yeah, true, yeah, it's just. I mean this week we could turn it back on though vacation, I guess, when your vacation at home staycation?
Speaker 4:yeah, I was actually supposed to go away, but I'm not me too, me too do you guys want to go away? Let's go three days where are we? Going let's just pick a flight, go for 48 hours and come back look at the one with no children.
Speaker 3:I know right like no responsibilities as soon as she said that, I'm thinking okay, babysitting kids have schools lunch at the park. Who? I'll pick them up how did it go?
Speaker 4:It's Sasha's birthday this week, so that's why, Yay.
Speaker 3:I am turning 13 now. I was going to say you're not 13 now times 1, 2, 3. We're the same age youngin? No, we're not. I don't know how old you people are you're 88 because you're.
Speaker 2:November, you're end of the year.
Speaker 3:I'm 89.
Speaker 2:I'm born in the early 80s.
Speaker 3:You're 89 baby when you burn me I wash, cook and clean.
Speaker 2:That's not true. See how fast you just Jump back to the busy.
Speaker 3:You're 89, baby, yeah, april. Anyways, when you burn me, I wash, cook and clean. That's not true, right?
Speaker 2:Something about wiping Back up. Still, mel, where you been, yo what's up?
Speaker 4:I'm just here living, surviving. Yeah, that sounds like a really Depressed person. Yeah, like you know. No, to be honest, see, I just want to say seasonal depression is real.
Speaker 3:It's real.
Speaker 5:It's called SAD, Seasonal Affectiveness Disorder.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's been real for me. I'm trying to navigate that?
Speaker 2:Do you think Especially working where we work? Do you think someone can ever get over seasonal depression, no matter how long they've lived in that climate or country?
Speaker 4:No, it's just for the season, I know, but can you get over?
Speaker 2:it at any point. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, no, like I'm just saying, are you?
Speaker 4:are you? Do you think it's like seasonal affectives, or do you think it's more along the lines of like other things? And other contributories in your life. That's making you feel okay, this is not where I want to be, and that's why that adds to it yeah that adds to it, plus the weather. Yeah, and then the sun got me, so early like yo.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to come outside yo like my, melanin doesn't recharge, no more like one time I have to take my vitamin d.
Speaker 5:I was gonna say have you been taking your vitamin?
Speaker 4:I'm not getting vitamin d, but I'm taking.
Speaker 5:I do take vitamin.
Speaker 2:D but, I'm not getting vitamin D so last time we spoke, you weren't getting vitamin D either. So like is there an effort to?
Speaker 4:you know what? Let's call her Las Vegas it is, it's dry. I'm just relaxing right now like I'm not. I'm not dating, I'm not looking, I'm just doing me but why should I look at? Yeah, I've been resting my friend for quite some time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, her friend is very well rested.
Speaker 5:It's well rested it overslept.
Speaker 2:That's what's happening yeah 100, but um I'm just um. I'm just doing me right now like I'm okay so we're coming up to the end of the year you're dating yourself.
Speaker 4:I am that part. I'm dating myself. A lot about myself, yeah I think they know that's very, that's something that's so important that we don't do, and I think because we can a married person do that? Um sorry to cut you I think you could yeah you still have to know, because for me I don't like there's not a lot of places I go by myself like there's a lot of places that I'm like, oh, I want to go. And then my first thing is oh, what's bunny doing?
Speaker 5:and I'll call bunny and she's my ride or die.
Speaker 4:That's her daughter, that's my daughter, yeah she's 19 yes I had her when I was five yeah, she's 19. Yes, I had her when I was five so but I don't, I don't know like I don't. I've never been to a movie by myself you should try it.
Speaker 5:Oh my gosh I've never been to eat really no, no, no, I've done that too just like how we went for the book club.
Speaker 1:Go somewhere like that that's the only theater I go to yeah, so go there.
Speaker 4:It's so amazing. I even last time I went alone. Big up, kevin, I hope you're doing okay I ended up to go see what's the one, the third one, what's that movie? The Marvel movie, with all of them at the end.
Speaker 5:Endgame With Thor. Endgame, yeah, so.
Speaker 4:I went to see Endgame by myself, and who did I see? Little Kevin, oh, and me and him Ended up sitting beside each other Watching a movie.
Speaker 2:Look at that.
Speaker 4:Oh, nice yeah, was it awkward? But we didn't want to see nobody If we go.
Speaker 2:We didn't want to see nobody, I mean we didn't really talk, like he just Ended up sitting, like we sat two, like how is that?
Speaker 4:I'm gonna, is it?
Speaker 2:later in the other day yeah, dry.
Speaker 3:So that's what I'm saying first of all, why would I be chubbsy him? Why not?
Speaker 4:one, two she don't sorry he's my friend, you guys know kevin yeah, sure, yeah, we.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying like, after you watch the movie together, you sat beside each other for two hours and it it's in a reclinable litter, right? Well, no, the Avengers movie is like four hours.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but we talked in the beginning, before the credits, because I like to see the previews. I don't know about you guys, the previews are my thing, I'm not going to miss the previews. I actually I endeavor to see previews, but I'm never on time enough to see them. I have like the movie starts, I gotta, I gotta hurry up and I gotta get there and then I'm, you know okay well, I shouldn't try to go to the movies by yourself as an experience.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's not the time to eat. I should smell you're not full.
Speaker 4:No, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3:No, no, so I have to save room for my nighttime meal, but I do feel very guys, taniel fed us today and I just want you to know like the food was so good. It was to the point where I tried to sabotage by telling people certain things tasted bad.
Speaker 2:Can we just tell the spread, because I?
Speaker 3:didn't want anybody else to eat any.
Speaker 2:Can we tell the spread? We had shrimp.
Speaker 3:Pepper shrimp.
Speaker 2:Cornbread Almond.
Speaker 3:Not salmon, rice and cheese. Almond Salad. There's dessert.
Speaker 2:I didn't even touch the salad, yet my plate is full.
Speaker 4:Gravy yeah, thank you. T the cake, the cake, the cake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cornbread. Thank you T, you're welcome. Yeah, sasha.
Speaker 3:She has effectively replaced you. No, no, no, I'm okay with that. Y'all think I'm not okay. I'm okay. No, I'm wanting to take it. I welcome this.
Speaker 4:You know, Sasha's never made anything for me. Sasha's food is amazing. Sasha's food is amazing, yeah, but she never made anything for me.
Speaker 2:This is why we tease her because her food is good, and then she'll bring it like once.
Speaker 3:And then we're like yo, is she going to bring it for? No, no, if you're coming, if you bring anything to my house, if you're coming because you're listen, your setup is different. Your setup is we all contribute and one person cook.
Speaker 4:No, that was now sasha, but before have you seen her?
Speaker 3:yeah I've never come here before that. We're talking about book club lizard.
Speaker 4:Yeah are you kidding me?
Speaker 5:you've been in book clubs since last not even last August, the August before Hold on.
Speaker 4:And you have never brought food. You have to understand that.
Speaker 3:I'm usually coming from work, so I stop and I pick up either it's a wine or food, something, and I pick that up and bring.
Speaker 5:But I'm usually coming from work, If you want tea it's my aunt.
Speaker 2:Her hand is very delicate See, dear lick it Delicious.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, thank you T for the food. It was amazing. I'm okay with this.
Speaker 2:Honestly, guys, seeing as we have a lot of women on the show today, I am backing out.
Speaker 3:Don't do that. We need a male's perspective. No, I'm here.
Speaker 2:I'm here to give you guys perspective, but I am backing out today Because today is all about y'all. It's all about Uno.
Speaker 3:I'm nervous. Bad Woman's sweat Don't be nervous.
Speaker 2:There's so much to talk about. We missed a lot in the three months we were off. The last time we were here, Diddy was going to jail.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:And since then he has a hundred million charges against him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, a hundred million.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's over, he's never coming out.
Speaker 5:What do you?
Speaker 2:guys Like do you even care anymore?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Like ever since the news came out. I was kind of not shocked, but I was like yo, is he really gonna get charged with all this? And now I'm just like everything I hear, I believe it. I'm like he did that.
Speaker 4:He did all of that so random question, epstein? Did they treat Epstein the same?
Speaker 2:way. Oh, they killed him, isn't he dead? Yeah, I was gonna say I thought he was dead. They killed him.
Speaker 4:This is different, though but I'm talking about the um dehumiliation oh, no, no, no, that's reserved for us.
Speaker 2:What I mean by us is so they they handled him with more care.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, you can say that, yeah, we're not getting those I don't want to.
Speaker 3:I don't want to dwell on that.
Speaker 2:I just want to get your guys quick opinion on diddy because, like so much has happened since in terms of his case and his name, like his kids have tried defending him and you know okay, but let's be clear, I mean as much as you know your father or whoever like he was an active father.
Speaker 4:You can't yeah, he's a great father yeah so as a father, you're gonna defend, like as a as a child, you're gonna defend your dad yeah, like I would, I I know, for me a hundred percent and I'll be wrong, and strong because it's my daddy.
Speaker 2:I was going to say regardless of like what you know or what he's accused of to me. I wouldn't speak publicly. I would support him, you know, privately, because yeah, but that's your life.
Speaker 4:You have to understand that these kids have lived in the limelight for the whole yeah, for all of their life, when their mother died when, like you know what I mean, like all this stuff like that's their life, that's the curse that they have as much as you might say, it's a blessing but, it's also a curse, because if everything you do scrutinize and everything is under a microscope in front of people, that's a lot yeah, that's very hard to. So when your dad is wrong, you're gonna be strong for him. You're gonna be like nah, it's okay, he's just human, though.
Speaker 2:He just you know yeah, I'm not saying it's right, yeah, no, I'm saying I agree, and like they've grown up in a bubble, basically. So I wouldn't expect them to have a certain moral code, right, like to understand that, hey, your dad probably did some nasty things, but but okay, just blindly supportive in that and okay, so let's go back to that, because if you've grown up in that bubble, the things that your father did.
Speaker 4:If you don't know, like those who know better, do better for sure they don't know that.
Speaker 3:That's wrong, not to say they don't know that's all they see, but they grew up in it, yeah, so their moral code is very different from ours yeah or from, and they're rich yeah, like everything gets brushed aside, yeah, so it's.
Speaker 4:It's just very different. I find. I feel, like it's hard for you to be like, oh well you know, I feel bad for them, and them trying to be the poor little Ray J yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:They're defending their dad's honor, but I get it. Donald Trump. It's a new president wait, wait yeah, no, like the world is going crazy. America season five is looking amazing right now greatest greatest show on tv. Like damn, I thought kamala was gonna win. Um, it seemed that way, but look like trumpy. You know big, big d he's got I should have.
Speaker 3:I should have bet money on it.
Speaker 2:He's got a. He's got the lock on the people man, I was surprised yeah because the way it seemed like the perception was that you know he's, he's a racist and you know the first term wasn't so great so we're not gonna do it again. And he meant one of the landslides a lot of black americans vote yes, I was okay.
Speaker 4:I think that, um, and this is just my consensus but I think that a lot of people they're tired of the way things are being run and especially, like you know, those of us, or those of them, I should say, who are religious and just, very, like they don't want to see. They they're they're talking about like transgender isters, they're talking about like all these other things that they're not okay with like morally.
Speaker 4:They grew up knowing and thinking that that's not okay yeah, so now it's just like no, we need somebody to fix this, because I mean listen, I'm as liberal as the next person, but it's gotten way out of hand.
Speaker 4:When you can change and please don't come for me and I'm sorry, but you can change your sexual gender and your identity, but you can't buy out by alcohol or tobacco yeah like there's just just something wrong with that you know, so I think when he says and he makes claims of being like okay, well, you know what, I'm gonna change, that, I'm gonna fix that, it's almost like a change that they want and they need not from him, no, it's definitely not.
Speaker 2:But who else is bringing it? And he's smart in the sense like there's nobody else. He's smart to play the angle of. You know, let me give the people what they want, because the Democrats are like yeah we're going to change this and we're going to accept all these people.
Speaker 2:And then you have those hardcore Americans who are on you know standards, or true Americans are like no, we don't want to change this and change that. So whoever would come out and say that I'm going to support that, they would have voted for him yeah, regardless and now you have donald trump, which to me, oh so good luck for y'all for the next four years it's gonna get nasty yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 4:I mean, I grew up in the states, um, and I don't know like you guys are saying like yeah, it's a show and you know season five I really feel like we're like the states is like the great anatomy of tv like we're in season 28 it's not just like because you guys not remember the bill clinton and monica lewinsky for sure.
Speaker 1:First of, all first of all bill clinton was my president.
Speaker 4:Okay, okay, and him getting a little bit of neck and then then lying about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was the lies, no question, it was the blatant lies, was it?
Speaker 4:during a speech. He was getting hit. No, no, no, no, it was probably in the Oval Office. He got it in the office, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And apparently he was doing some craziness like putting a cigarette in her vagina, all kind of stuff, but the thing is that she wanted it.
Speaker 4:Like, let it happen, you have to. I don't know if I feel like I'm okay, I get it, but she's married, he is, and they're like some marriages you look at and you're just like, oh my gosh, how are these two people together? That works a few stolen moments.
Speaker 2:Hey, did you guys know, mariah? Carey dated derrick cheater for like a couple months is he a baseball player?
Speaker 4:yes, derrick cheater.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I heard about the baseball player I had no idea, and she wrote a song about him.
Speaker 4:What song was it again?
Speaker 2:I'll tell you after I forgot. But yeah, tesla robots. Robots. Who's getting a robot in their house? I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:Okay, so iRobot and all these Girl, I thought I saw iRobot.
Speaker 3:Who's getting a robot in their house?
Speaker 4:There was another movie I think it was on Amazon Prime I could movie. I think it was on amazon prime, I could be wrong, um, and it was about how, like the smart home system, like locked, down yeah, I don't remember what it was, or michael I don't remember what it was, but I'm just like this is this, is this is the thing. Like I, I I have a lot of smart home products I have google and alexa.
Speaker 2:Well, because, okay, I'll tell you right?
Speaker 4:no, but I tell you what happened. So, google, I love the fact that you can make announcements to each room and stuff like that and then I started using Alexa. Actually, my boyfriend had Alexa and then we started using and I'm just like, oh my gosh, so Alexa, because I'm the administrator of the app, so I control everything, so I put Alexa's in my kids' room and I don't have to wait for them to answer. Like Google, you can call the Google Home Mini and they have to answer, and then you talk to them. Alexa, don't do that shit.
Speaker 2:Alexa just drops in and you just hear what's happening in there. I don't like that.
Speaker 4:I love it, so you just.
Speaker 3:So you'll just be like but you have teenage kids. What are you doing?
Speaker 4:just be like but you have teenage kids.
Speaker 3:What are you doing?
Speaker 2:what are you talking about? You have teenage kids. You're dropping it on their business yeah, we're not doing that.
Speaker 4:What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:well, this is where people understand that a very open relationship yeah, we do. That's great, I love it extremely open, so even if something did I go out and then she's like ma it's like what are you doing?
Speaker 4:yeah, I would I would probably yeah so, but, that's my thing. But I love that because my son will be like oh, I never heard, alexa, I was sleeping like there's no part of him that didn't hear me calling him yeah so when I drop in I'll be like, oh, I hear you on your game. Don't let me shut down that internet really I'm not an annoying mom like I don't think that I am yeah but if I call you, I want you to come so what if your son?
Speaker 2:what if your son is like yo? Please quiet, let me go wwwumancom. Oh my god like you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:We actually have talked about this we're very open, like it's very you know what? No, you know what I feel like. If you're not open with your kids, somebody else will be.
Speaker 1:Yeah because they they're.
Speaker 4:I mean, they're at an age where they're experimenting, they're trying to see you know what they can do, and stuff like that, and it's really important for you to be open with them, because if you're not somebody from India, go be open with your piggie, so question. And sit and picture.
Speaker 2:Like it's not okay. How did you build that like relationship From when they were younger? Okay, it was always like that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, was like that. Yeah, yeah, I remember my son, um, like it was just. It was just very open in the sense of anything can be talked about. Because when I was 18, I asked my mom like what was sex? And she said when two people kiss and make love I think I was driving, I was driving and she said that to me and I was floored because I was thought what?
Speaker 5:kissing is all you need.
Speaker 4:That's what you thought, and then she like talking about it and stuff like that. It was really like taboo for them, yeah and I didn't want that to be? Yeah, I didn't want that to be for my kids. So we talk about fellatio, we talk about clenolingus, we talk about anything that's good and that can be brought up at the dinner table or wherever, because your first form of education, and whatever will come from me in our home.
Speaker 4:It makes sense, because we cook like this we talk about anything like if you're going out there and you're with, yeah, that's it yeah it's very important, like if you go out there and you're just like mom, okay, so I had a hard-on because like that's something.
Speaker 4:No that's something you have to talk about because it's just like, well, what's happening? And I, unfortunately, I'm a single mom, so it's just like no, we talk about everything and I do find, I'll be honest, like talking to my son about certain things that's what's good next is a little bit different from talking to my daughter like my daughter.
Speaker 4:My daughter is a little bit more um. As she's gotten older. I feel like she's just a little bit more um. I want to say conservative, but that's not the word, because she's pretty wild and out there you know what I mean listen she's not, she's to kneel 2.50 like
Speaker 5:we're a lot alike.
Speaker 2:I think that that does have so do you guys clash in that sense, like how you say you guys are alike and whatnot? Um, because we all know your personality, you're very outgoing and stuff.
Speaker 4:But like does it shock you sometimes with certain things that she might see, that like are open and so as she gets older and she's having her own um experiences, yeah, and like going out there without me. That's what's really shocking me, because you're going out without me? No, but not even that, because I encourage that, like my kids are like you're not helping and I'm like no, because you need to learn how to navigate this world by yourself yeah but for me, but I'm just like I, she'll, she'll tell me, it's like scenarios.
Speaker 4:I'm like, oh damn well yeah, these kids these days yeah I thought we were bad. Now, yeah, so but with my daughter it's it's different with my son. So my son has had, I guess, more interactions um that we talk about more. I guess, like we, both of them, we talk about everything, but my son, I realize, um, these little girls are trifling these little girls are a lot.
Speaker 1:They are a lot and if you walked in.
Speaker 4:What if you walked in on him having sex? What would you do um?
Speaker 2:is he allowed to bring?
Speaker 4:friends over. He can bring girls, like he has had girls over, but not to the point where they can have no, why are you clapping? Because if they're not doing it at home, do you know?
Speaker 2:you know much james bond activities I had to do yeah, to bring girls in my house climbing up the side of the house come to the top room window like listen man. So if, if I had that opportunity where I could just be open Like hey, mom, this is. Whoever, and you know, and she'd be like Okay, you know, guys, have fun, be safe. It would have been so much easier for me.
Speaker 4:You know it's, it's very true, because it's so much easier. I sneaked in a young boy's house I believe you and my purse fell out in there.
Speaker 3:And in my purse Was a condom.
Speaker 4:At least you were safe, but I wasn't having sex yet.
Speaker 2:Did they see it what you want to do with the condom? Just in case, because I wanted to.
Speaker 5:I wanted him to take my virginity.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, yeah, he ended up being my first, yes, but what I'm saying is like the mom called my mom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would believe that, Because you snuck into ours.
Speaker 4:Because they knew we're together. We're boyfriend and girlfriend, right yo miss me get that piece of bean that night there. What I'm saying is his mom allowed me to come over, right, so it. It is okay, yeah, but then it isn't okay to say that, because I'm telling you, yeah, we didn't want to, but I like I was scared. I was only 16 at the time. I didn't 16 or 17 because I think it's better.
Speaker 4:I think it's better that the mom allowed you to come in, but she was mad that she allowed it, because now she's like she's thinking I'm fast who was mad His mom, and then I got beaten because my mom was like well, yeah, dude, calm down, but the school gave it to us, fam.
Speaker 2:Of course, yeah, they were giving it to us sometimes, yeah.
Speaker 4:So it was just in my wallet, it wasn't that. I just feel like. I was gonna go bareback anyways, no.
Speaker 2:No service podcast.
Speaker 4:He was my first. He was my first.
Speaker 2:I was like what give it? Now Give it. Really your first time.
Speaker 4:Hold on. It was his first too, yeah, but so you knew it was gonna be a mess. Like you knew it was gonna be a mess. Like you knew it was gonna be a whole bunch of foolishness are you gonna go done?
Speaker 3:I'm all like wait it reached we'll put it.
Speaker 4:I'll just say this without saying all my business thank god that it wasn't it wasn't what I expected at all, obviously well, no like, not even a little bit.
Speaker 5:It's never the first time Like the best.
Speaker 4:Do you guys remember?
Speaker 3:your first time. How was it? Of course? How was your first time, sasha? It was not, it at all. Did it hurt Hell yes.
Speaker 4:Did you bleed? Did you push?
Speaker 3:him. No, I think my hymen must have broken.
Speaker 4:Did you bleed he?
Speaker 2:didn't push it all the way to neil bled oh my god no, I just I.
Speaker 4:I, I it was, it was not. I was not in an age where you guys were, so it was just a little bit different for me you're younger or older?
Speaker 1:I was younger?
Speaker 4:yeah, do you want to say how young you were? No, okay. But also to like I, I okay. So I came to canada when I was around 14 and when I came to canada, I it was. It was so much of a culture shock for me and it was such a rude awakening because the things that canadian children were dealing with at that age we had superseded a long time ago. So for me, I was just it was. It was very different for me. So, meeting people and talking to guys like I remember I talked to one guy in high school because the rest of the guys I was talking to were dealing with were all older because I just felt like this was not, this is not where it was at for me.
Speaker 4:No, it was very like it was so juvenile for me. But I mean in the same breath, I would never want my children to grow up the way I did like not at all, it was not so you didn't bleed your first time did you bleed? No, because I don't you want to know why. The reason why I'm so fascinated to know that the three of us did not bleed on our first time.
Speaker 2:I didn't bleed either.
Speaker 4:Did the girl you. Okay, any virginity that you took, did they bleed?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so.
Speaker 4:Because I'm saying, a lot of girls growing up told me they bled and I'm like bruh, I was waiting for it Me, bring pod yeah me put on.
Speaker 1:What did you think?
Speaker 3:I just thought I was gonna bleed right away. I thought it's gonna be so much Bleeding that needs right maybe from just terrible.
Speaker 2:Why, how and why she was not paying attention in sex.
Speaker 4:It no, but they tell you that you bleed, though, right, but they never. But they never explained whether it's gonna be like a period and ever explained the flow of it. They just said some women bleed and some don't sometimes we bleed.
Speaker 3:No, and it's not a period, it's just from hot fuck.
Speaker 4:Pardon me, oh my god but you know what I, I, I I'm sorry. No, sometimes you fling up and it brings your period down no, it's not a period, it's literally just a white spot spot and it's done, my the wall tear up.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, tell your husband to take time.
Speaker 4:You hear that, mr man, that's why you need them, so knock, yes, oh my god, clearly, precisely it's not genetics at all.
Speaker 1:No, it's not genetic it's not that it's
Speaker 4:coming down from a grandmother. So question, so question for the ladies.
Speaker 3:So after you get them hot walk right, yeah, you go supper with cool, water no, no, but does it hurt to walk?
Speaker 4:like, do you walk?
Speaker 3:funny after. Yes, have you walked. Funny after no can't sit down. You know, I feel like I'm cut by the sides. You know, I'm just not going to put my business out there, I'm just not going to put my business out there.
Speaker 4:You have to cut, I'm not going to.
Speaker 2:I do jumping jacks and I'm done. I'm not going to put my business out there, I'm going to dug you up and dug like one before a walk three days I'm going to pretend, I'm going to walk like no, I'm not.
Speaker 4:Meanwhile, I'm dying. I'm just not going to put my business out there, but alright you can't bring it up in this.
Speaker 2:I know, like, why you started this. She always does this you started this.
Speaker 4:I mean I've had, I've had like one particular person, because I've never had, like you know, this feeling with different, like a lot of people. So with this one person, I, yeah, I did walk with a little, you know, I walked with a little light you know yes, no, no, no. You know what and?
Speaker 3:then, when that first I have seen you with that gingerly walk you know the gingerly walk I'm talking about.
Speaker 5:She's walking on eggshells.
Speaker 4:It was way before. Let's date that Do you know what the funny thing is? I'm the one you warned about that.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it comes out.
Speaker 4:I'm not always the one.
Speaker 3:She's the one.
Speaker 2:Sheldon.
Speaker 3:How many times have you had?
Speaker 2:to believe I've never said it and she's here saying it to me? No, you say it in the moment, you'll be like I did this and I did that wait, I gotta believe you.
Speaker 3:I'm like bro, you did not think before you spoke no, that's because I talk some um, it was before that so it wasn't any time now okay, yeah, so that gingerly walk I just no one do I need to poop or do do so back to the parenting thing um, because we went off on a tangent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we really did um like you know, being open with you because I think you have the oldest kids here I do.
Speaker 4:My children are um, and I really, when I out with them, they tell me that, oh, your sister looks really. And I'm just like yeah, it's my sister. And I think the craziest thing is going to a club with my daughter where they're like oh my God, You've done that. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And how was that?
Speaker 4:You know, what. The first time. It was weird my daughter's an alcoholic.
Speaker 2:No, you are not, not gonna do that to bunny bunny.
Speaker 4:I'm here to defend you, bunny. I'm here to defend you. That's why we're besties. I rebuke that. You know what I think the weirdest thing is seeing people talk to her like older guys or stuff.
Speaker 3:That's like, that's kind of weird and you're looking at them like what don't move I know that one time at the party I was like which one my dinner?
Speaker 4:I was like who was the waiter? The waiter was flirting with her. Which one? The waiter was a girl? No, there was a guy there too in the back. Oh, and I was like excuse me, excuse me bunny, I me Bunny. I said, bunny, what's going on?
Speaker 5:She's like I don't know what you're talking about Auntie.
Speaker 2:Mel had to step in.
Speaker 4:You know what With my daughter? She can hold her own. She's just got such a strong personality that I don't necessarily worry about her.
Speaker 2:I don't, which is good.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You trust her a little bit.
Speaker 4:Ah, yeah, she's just she's not exactly like I don't know. She's not like a nice person like me, she's more.
Speaker 3:How are you talking about bunny? You know what you don't think she is not a nice person.
Speaker 5:I'm telling her.
Speaker 4:No, she she. No, she, she, she understands. No, she knows. I talk about her like what am I saying tomorrow? The next time I see her, I'm telling her no, she's um, she's just got a very strong personality. So when it comes to people or people like taking over, like she's from she was younger and I don't and people say, oh, that's you know. Okay, that's great that you instill that in her, but I don't know how much I have. My daughter has had very clear boundaries, okay, and that's something that, like even I don't know how much I have. My daughter has had very clear boundaries, okay, and that's something that like even I don't have boundaries like that, but that's good, like she's very clear with like how she?
Speaker 4:and if she's like, if she's in a situation where she feels like overwhelmed or she feels like like it's too much for her, or she's like social anxiety meter, her social is like down, she's done, she's done. And she's like, yeah, we're done and we're leaving and we're we're out, you know, she's just. Or if she has like friends or something like that, where she's like, oh, they're like, oh, yeah, come on and whatever. She's never gonna be the one to be like oh, mom, I went because I felt bad, because not that not happening.
Speaker 5:She's not gullible. No, that's good, no, that's good, though.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right, Speaking about boundaries.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 4:And just you know, praying over people and hoping the best for them. Can we pray for TD Jakes?
Speaker 2:Yeah, TD Jakes. Yeah, he had a little collapse today.
Speaker 4:He looked like he had a stroke on stage he looked like he had a stroke on stage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a mild stroke.
Speaker 5:This is the second um second pastor that actually had this um the winans oldest brother had a stroke recently.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he was preaching and he just same thing. Like you know, you're talking and they're just kind of slowly fading out. Um, he was there and he's preaching and like his voice just kept getting lower and lower and lower and he just like tipped over. Like just how we saw TD Jakes today, like same thing.
Speaker 4:So the second time this year but he was preaching about like it was like he was saying bye to the congregation, yeah, like he was saying something like I love you guys or something like that, and then all of a sudden his hand just dropped. Have like a lot going on right now with a lot of other things like I mean that
Speaker 4:yeah, that stress can really like affect you. And I was thinking the same thing, me, my best friend big up, tanisha. We're talking about the same thing today. We're talking about the same thing on my way here, and she, she was just like, well, you know, not wishing bad on anybody, but yeah, this is a hell of a thing.
Speaker 2:No, but she's not jamaican, she's trini and beijing. Okay, I apologize, black people. You don't want me to say black people, so I'm just trying to, you know. No, we always do this thing where it's like especially my mom used to do this a lot where she sees celebrities, um, you know, either pass away, she's like, hmm, that one day.
Speaker 4:No, she wasn't speaking bad on him, but I know what you mean and I also made the point to her that because he gave the church to his daughter or something like that, he passed over. I said who's to say he wasn't faced with this medical condition, then right and he knew he would deteriorate, yeah but, then you know it's all assumption it could just been random 67 years old, he's young.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's not old, he's gray or whatever. He's not old, that's young. I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:He's young I just hope he's really not involved with the diddy stuff. I pray and hope he's doing fine and yeah, yeah, but if you weren't there, they could never call your name you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like that's one thing.
Speaker 4:No, I'm being so for real, because that's one thing that I've learned from very young like if you're not there, nobody can call your name that's a fact.
Speaker 5:No, you're right.
Speaker 2:So there has to be whether to the extent we don't know well, he did say he's his um advisor, spiritual, uh, diddy's spiritual advisor. But I mean, I wouldn't want to tie myself to diddy at any point I got something, yeah, that's.
Speaker 4:Oh, I got something for sheldon's ass too.
Speaker 2:When you guys are done, no, no, no, I only doodle with this by hand. I'm not saying it's a baby oil.
Speaker 4:Speaking about being wrongly convicted.
Speaker 2:Yes, go ahead. That was my next story.
Speaker 4:Jesse Smollett.
Speaker 2:Oh well, not him.
Speaker 4:Jesse Smollett his conviction, they reversed it. The Supreme Court that don't make it.
Speaker 3:Why? Because I'm of money.
Speaker 2:Let's stop right there.
Speaker 4:That doesn't mean he's innocent well, it just means they throwing it out right now.
Speaker 2:I do talking about he was um racially profiled by two men wearing white masks oh, what are you talking?
Speaker 4:about she's talking about jesse. I'm talking about yeah, we can skip over jesse, because I don't really care.
Speaker 2:Whatever, Jesse I'm not rocking with Jesse, but who I'm actually happy for.
Speaker 4:Jonathan.
Speaker 2:Majors got his charges dropped.
Speaker 4:The Dirty Gal. Sorry, because domestic abuse is real. Domestic abuse is real, but she's dropping the assault.
Speaker 2:I want to have this conversation because my man.
Speaker 4:She's dropping the assault and defamation.
Speaker 2:My man lost his whole career based off of an accusation. Regardless of the video that we saw, of him running from homegirl. He still lost his job, lost his career, lost future opportunities, lost lots of money right, and we're clowning him. We were making fun of him, all kind of stuff, putting him down, talking about he deserved it, and now look, she's Scott, or he's free Of the charges, she's just you know.
Speaker 4:Going on about her life. Who's to say he didn't pay her out too? That's the thing.
Speaker 2:I doubt it no he can't have contact with her. It was in the court of law they can't it would. It would because they would have said it was a settlement there some.
Speaker 4:No, they don't have to. Yes, they do. They could have just did it off the books.
Speaker 2:So then they would have said they settled out of court they don't have to.
Speaker 4:That could just be a personal agreement. Listen, you y'all don't watch olivia pope. I know she's not on anymore, but I mean, they do things like this, come on you cannot be this night.
Speaker 5:I know sorry, but I saw.
Speaker 3:I saw a big black muscular man running for his life from a little white woman.
Speaker 4:Okay, you guys telling me he's guilty but you have to understand, like a lot of times when you're associated with something like that, like it's never gonna go well for you like it's not, and it's really hard because, even as a mother of a, getting back to being a mother, but as a mother of a young, you know black boy yeah it's very much like babe. You got to be careful of the people you associate yourself with, because it doesn't have you like.
Speaker 3:You don't necessarily have to be the one in the wrong yeah and you could be running away from the situation and it affects you totally different, like going back even to the Chris Brown and Rihanna situation.
Speaker 4:I know y'all gonna come for me for this one, go ahead, go ahead, tread life, tread life. I'm treading heavy and hard. Okay, girl, when it comes to like listen. Domestic abuse and violence is never okay never okay, so that's not what I'm saying, but we women can be so spicy like I know that there are times when y'all gonna get me careful, like you know you're in a situation and you're in an argument with a man and like a man that you know, and you're telling me that you're not pushing and poking and prodding like you as a woman.
Speaker 4:You know exactly. Tell me, sasha, you don't know how to get under your man skin.
Speaker 3:I do, but I don't so what you're saying is, if I lick on a boy and hold on, but I don't, so what you're?
Speaker 4:saying is if you.
Speaker 3:Don't a boy Wow.
Speaker 4:Hold on. What you're saying is if me no boy in our argument, I'm in the Kim don't know, just off a whim and I Like him.
Speaker 1:Why are?
Speaker 4:you putting your hands on anybody. But what up? Why are?
Speaker 1:you putting your hands on anybody? Why are you putting your hands on anybody? I don't care If it's my son you better lick our ass. Okay, that's my point. No, I'm being serious.
Speaker 4:I didn't raise no beating stick.
Speaker 2:You didn't come here to be my beating stick. That's my point. If your son is Jonathan Majors, you still have that same thought Like hit her back, like if he has millions of dollars at stake his whole career ahead of him.
Speaker 4:No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that, as a woman, why do you feel the need to put your hand?
Speaker 5:but that's my point.
Speaker 4:So I'm saying it's not no it's right, you're okay with that, because you shouldn't? Put your hand on a man, I don't think you should put your hands on anybody, okay like she's not the fact she's not like defending herself or defending anything that you know what I mean right I'm just saying, like you know, when it comes yo, when it comes to like relationships and you've never been in a fight with a man and it get hot, that heavy, and you're just like I don't even know what happened there, I don't know where that came from I don't even think that was me like think about it.
Speaker 1:I don't even know yourself.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like that was so out of character for me like that is not yeah that's not who I am I don't even know who that person was. I don't know who that person was, who I was. I don't know who he was no. No, I think you know literally and you know who the person was. It's just sometimes we act out like no, that's what I'm saying but no, I'm saying like in your sense you're like, that's so out of my character yeah, for me I would never do that.
Speaker 4:But look what I did, like you know, as a woman, as a man, as a child, a boy, like even sometimes when you're mad at your children like there's some times that I've been mad at those kids and I'm ready to dash them, and I yeah and then you're just like, okay, no that's not what's that breaking? Song a man. Sometimes I'm on forget cool, forget hey. So so what do you guys think?
Speaker 2:should he get his job back, jonathan majors, I mean, he has talent. I do think he should what I mean by his job back, his marvel job.
Speaker 4:So that was his big um thing before I think a lot of people who are in marvel have done worse than him, right? So I don't know true, but I'm just saying like there's a lot of people who have done worse. So I do believe that he should get his job back.
Speaker 2:He won't, but I think he should get a fair shot at um, some kind of redemption, like you know, like he was on his way to stardom, basically, and then this little video comes on. Everything comes crashing down. Then he, he's engaged to homegirl now, um, that's what I'm saying he's living it up.
Speaker 4:Megan said I don't want to pass the man.
Speaker 5:I don't want to pass the man I thought they were so cute, did not? Oh, no, wow, no, I was something I don't know.
Speaker 4:It was something I don't feel like she could have been who she really was, and I it's very important for me that people be authentically them and I don't know, it was something I don't feel like she could have been who she really was and I it's very important for me, for people to be authentically them and I don't think that she was authentically herself when she was with him. She was very much what he wanted her to be.
Speaker 2:But they wrote a book. Yeah, some marriage book or whatever. Should you want us to write a book? You're like, that's no see, this is what I don't like when people do this stuff, like you know, these couples, celebrity couples that have this type of like self-help or you know, do this this way or be like us type of thing. Bro, don't tell me how to live my life and you guys don't even know how to live yours properly that's okay I see what tanil's saying.
Speaker 1:Now you know about what about her not being herself no, she just thinking about the megan before and the movies.
Speaker 5:Well, whoever she portrayed herself to be Her girlfriend.
Speaker 3:And then she was with him and then all of a sudden it's all Miss Goody, two-shoe, high and Mighty, and you know. So, that's very much what he wanted from her.
Speaker 4:And that was what he required, and he said it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like he in almost every interview he said it whatever it's, it's not okay, it's not wrong necessarily, but that's yeah, but if you need somebody who's yeah and just being conforming and stuff that's different, like she was not meant to be what why are you laughing? I just pictured bell as a first lady what does?
Speaker 3:what does that mean?
Speaker 4:no, no no, no, pause, pause, cut the tape. What are you trying to say?
Speaker 2:I can't be a first lady. That's not what I said. I said I pictured you as one for the right man yes, for the right man.
Speaker 3:Yes, I don't know about that. See, it couldn't be for any with your personality.
Speaker 4:No, I don't think you could be sasha.
Speaker 2:Could definitely be, yeah, and you don't want me to tell you why okay, whoa okay okay, I don't know what she's doing with that, but sure, I just okay because I can feel you're piercing the whole side of my face.
Speaker 4:They're basically looking at you, but go ahead, okay. Okay, yeah, because the side of my face didn't feel it. I think you could be a first lady, because when we ask you about certain things, I don't know what you're talking about so being that type a first lady is gonna be like that in church.
Speaker 3:So hold on, mel. Does it ever occur to you or anybody else who believes that thank you, does it? Ever occur to uno that. I really just don't know. I really just don't know, because I choose to block shit out.
Speaker 2:I believe you Sasha's clueless.
Speaker 3:From my personal well-being and my mental health. I will see shit and block shit Music and when you ask me and I tell you that I don't know.
Speaker 4:I literally don't know I'm talking about music. I literally don't know I'm talking about music, even just music, that's what she listens to.
Speaker 3:See she's silent now, because I've I've already gone down this road with you, I know, did you hear Kendrick Lamar's New album who?
Speaker 4:I'm not gonna listen to Kendrick. I never listened to a new album, so we're there. I didn't listen to Kendrick. But I think you would make A good first lady. I do too.
Speaker 2:But, but. You just can't wear the things you wear. I want to see Mel With your butty jaw and you're going to wear
Speaker 5:that to church, just for the fun of it.
Speaker 3:Is the person okay with the outfit? Your pastor.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but it's not the pastor, it's the congregation. It's the congregation.
Speaker 5:First of all your butty jaw is like.
Speaker 2:I want to know if you can differentiate your pastor from your husband If he's the same person.
Speaker 3:Ooh, husband, if he's the same person, oh no, because he'll be up on the rastam. We just go, girl. I said oh sorry, what is?
Speaker 4:she grabbing his bum. Oh, his bum.
Speaker 3:You grab it in during service I probably would, because he was just asking can you differentiate? Do you do that?
Speaker 4:with your husband now. Yeah, you just grab his body anytime you know, mostly in the house, in the house, in the house. But I'm just imagine, I'm sitting there on the. Grab his body anytime you know, mostly in the house, in the house.
Speaker 3:But I'm just imagining I'm sitting there under Rastam and he's up there preaching and I'm going to tell him something and I'm going to just walk off, or you could whisper in his ear during the sermon I am going to tear that ass up.
Speaker 5:Listen as a member of the congregation.
Speaker 4:I would be like I'd be nastily nasty for my pastor husband.
Speaker 1:Like just in our service. I just walk up on him Because you read too many illicit books.
Speaker 4:First of all, listen to me If you guys want to know anything there's this book that I read Don't do, it'm gonna tell you the name. Okay, I'm in a book club.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, what's called. What's the book mind you? Mind you, this book that she's referring to.
Speaker 4:It's not a part of our book club okay, I read this book already, but these two heifers are gonna pretend like they didn't read it?
Speaker 3:yeah, because the last two books that you have referred to us, me and Tadeo are literally rolling our eyes.
Speaker 4:First of all, tadeo, the book that I want you guys to listen to or read Pussies Eat, pastors, pastors.
Speaker 3:Yo, it's not good, it's not good, it's not good.
Speaker 4:Pastors Eat Pussy 2. A really good book.
Speaker 3:Oh god, it's only two hours. Yeah, it's very short and sweet, but the one I want you guys to read is a lot. I couldn't get into it, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:The thought one with the old lady. No, I couldn't get into the thought one. I had a hard time with that one. I told you just get past chapter three. I know you did say that and I will.
Speaker 2:I can I ask how is it running a book club?
Speaker 4:I've never been involved in one honestly, it's very, it's very time consuming it is for who, the organizer or the everyone? It's very time consuming because it's also keeping everybody on the same track. And, just like now that our book club has kind of grown, we have an Ottawa chapter and we have our GTA chapter and it's just very, um, just even getting everybody together is a lot like we should get men involved, no a one, two men.
Speaker 1:That would be interesting we could to get men's perspectives though.
Speaker 4:Like moving forward. Our book club is going to be on the same day every month I sort of asked like the same. I think we should get men in it because it'd be nice to have a few men, but it has to be. We really have to vet the men coming in, but I think we should. We should be open to it how would you vet? Them. I think we can have them as like guests every so often.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know if I would want you guys like read the pages at the same time, like together. No, no, you have a month to read it at your pace okay, gotcha, yeah, and then you guys are doing like story time, like you know, no, no, we come together and we do, we do questions okay we have questions, we've done acting scenarios, we've done. So if somebody does not finish the book within that month, you guys oh why are we talking about melissa?
Speaker 4:and she's right here. Why am I not surprised?
Speaker 2:she's even listening. Just tell you. No, I said if you don't finish the book within the month, then you go to book club.
Speaker 4:I still go to the meeting.
Speaker 5:Answer the question Me and my book club bestie, onika, because Onika will look at me and say you can see them on the couch we were.
Speaker 4:Me and Onika the first two books we were rolling. We don't know nothing. I'm gonna sit down there. Yeah, I hate that bitch didn't read it at all and you know what I do find like that's one of my biggest pet peeves with you guys but now I'm way better, no no no, I'm talking about reading the messages, we have a whatsapp group and I post the messages on there, and for people who are in a book club and who are supposed, to read.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna have to say that to Sasha yeah, thank you, I respond, I respond not the
Speaker 3:book the messages in the group. I respond to you. I am very up to date. I am very up to date.
Speaker 4:I disagree I don't know if I would say that I vote if I say to you can I show you the last time you voted I?
Speaker 4:did well, I voted on the last one. Right away I double tapped. I said but that's because I said to you, mel, are you not voting? That's not the point. That's not the point. Just know that I voted previously. No, I think that's one of my biggest pet peeves. When they'll be like? Well, when is, and I'll be like? I posted it and I try to do messages where they're very clear and concise so that nobody is like wondering.
Speaker 1:I even do like bullet points and I make sure they're spaced correctly because I'm just, I find, and yet still we're there just tell the listeners, before we go to our next topic, what's?
Speaker 5:the book.
Speaker 4:What book we're reading right now and this could be us by kennedy ryan. This fucking book is freaking amazing.
Speaker 5:It's number two for the first one was the first one. Uh, before I let go, no, before I let go before I let go, no before.
Speaker 3:I let go Before I let go With Vashti Dirty, vashti, vashti, vashti is not dirty.
Speaker 4:Vashti is very dirty, very dirty, vashti didn't do anything wrong. What do you mean? She didn't do? She took the people their money. She didn't do anything wrong. She was working for the both of them and knew what happened. That's all. She's okay being okay with Vashti. Vashti knew People listen to this. We're going to do a poll. Vashti is working in a restaurant Vashti. Sheldon, listen to this. Vashti is working in a restaurant with a couple. Then she knew.
Speaker 3:They were divorced. They were divorced. No, no, no, hold on.
Speaker 4:When Vashti came into the whole thing. If you guys don't remember, because I will remind you I'm telling you, she wasn't working with them. She was working at home because the wife had lost her baby and she was in a major depression. She was at home cooking their meals at the yard.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's how I started this yes okay, and they were not divorced. They were not divorced, they were not divorced. They were still together, because I must have missed that part because I remember at the end of it, I'm waiting. I'm like, why did melissa hate this girl so much? And I'm waiting and the book finished, I'm like why did she hate her so much? So?
Speaker 3:the point the portion where she was cooking and taking care of them at the house prior. Yeah, part I didn't know. How did you not know that? I must have missed that part, but that's how she even knows her.
Speaker 4:Don't worry about that part that she'll done. That is very significant yes. But after the fact she in at the store with the man working very close. Oh, he smells so good, he looks scrumdiddly. I want that. The lady just lost her bed, her belly, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:and her and his mother like his, the aunt who raised him and the aunt who raised him he loses, so the both of them really close to her the both of them are going through troubled times now, shall they? Yeah okay.
Speaker 4:So even if them go to one like a rocky stage, that doesn't mean you who they gave a job to come swooping.
Speaker 2:Come take the gal man and then what was the man's angle, though? Was he like? He's a man he no, no, but he loved.
Speaker 4:He loved his wife but he did not know how to be there for her like that because she kept struggling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're struggling. I see, don't get over that.
Speaker 5:She's no, no, no, she was, she did she did push him away, but she still loved the divorce, yeah, but this duchy gal but this dutty gal.
Speaker 4:No, the dutty gal should have known there's red flags. This man doesn't really want you. You're a backup. He allowed me in his house.
Speaker 2:What was she looking for? A relationship or just us? No, she wanted a whole husband, relationship, husband, kids, everything.
Speaker 1:She's dutty.
Speaker 4:That's on her and then she come in at the door and I want to go sure about no, no, but she heard the wife's voice outside and she come out in a t-shirt on purpose On purpose.
Speaker 2:To say yes, is this what book club is like? Yes, oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, it's lit, I'm coming, it's spicy, I'm coming and like we both were like no, I'm not psycho.
Speaker 5:But honestly, guys. So this is a book that we did last year January. Not this.
Speaker 4:January Last no it was this January.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, this january sorry yeah yeah, it was this january and since january we've been hating. So for the listeners who are interested, if you want to listen on spotify, what was the book again, pastors eat pussy. No, not that one, because I want the listeners to listen the first the first um the first book in this, in this uh it's going to be a trio, because if they're, yeah, it is a trio, because
Speaker 3:hendrix, I can't wait I can't wait for him um, but it it was it's called. Before I let go that's the one with vashti. Yeah, vashti, listen to that one and y'all could decide for yourself if vashti was a bitch or not.
Speaker 4:We can do like a whole poll on it and then the second one, I wasn't. Uh, it was okay for me, really, it was okay for me you know what I really okay for me. You know what I really liked number two Because I felt like Soledad, so this one is this Could Be Us no-transcript. I honestly felt like it was like three books in one. Yeah, it was Because it was her trifle at trifling.
Speaker 3:Ozban.
Speaker 4:He's disgusting, I'm just. I'm worse than any man me know.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait. No, I'm into it, I'm into it, I'm into it.
Speaker 1:Let's not give away the book to the people. Okay, and then the second part of the book was Self-love, self love, yeah, self love, and dating yourself and finding out who you are, and just like picking up the pieces from when you're just dropped like that like you don't have, and I do feel like and I've said this very often I have a different respect for women who can solely rely on a man.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to do that. That's a good topic you just landed on right there. I do.
Speaker 4:I don't understand I to do that? That's a good topic you just landed on right there. No, it's very true, I do. I don't understand, I don't know how to do that. I have friends who will be like well, I don't know. I don't know how to pay that bill or what to do, and I'm just like I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2:Would you, as women?
Speaker 4:Absolutely not Okay. No, I have a question.
Speaker 2:Would you, as women, would you, as women, want to be a not just stay at home, but, like you said, uh, fully reliant on a man financially, um, everything else you can, you know, basically be yourself in, but, like, fully rely on him to pay the bills, take care of everything I can't, I can't, I mean he could do that, no problem.
Speaker 3:But I have. I have to make my own money. You still want to have your own. I have to make my own money. I need to know how it's being paid.
Speaker 4:I need to know. How. Is it the fear?
Speaker 2:of like losing it or him just leaving and leaving you high and dry, like what is it Like? You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like everything is taken care of. I, you give me a monthly allowance. No, not even that.
Speaker 2:So he gives you a credit card or like your own bank account, that's, you know. You don't have to worry, you don't have to look at it.
Speaker 4:Whatever you need, it's there, right yeah, but who's in control of it?
Speaker 2:you are, he's just.
Speaker 5:He's just throwing the money like I, but no, I think that no, I can't.
Speaker 4:I would have to work together, we'd have to know and, honestly, there would be an oh shit fund and oh shit money, because I've always had that money, yeah like, but I've always yeah and I've always had to. I don't know if I could be um okay with that. I know in a lot of cultures it's yeah what's expecting and it's a, thing, but I don't know if I would be okay, because if something ever happens to him, because you have to understand life, life's- a.
Speaker 4:And if he's making money and he's doing it and he's, you know, whatever. What if something happens to him? Yeah, you get fucked. What if he has a stroke Like you know what I mean or has something?
Speaker 2:happened to him.
Speaker 4:And when? Huh.
Speaker 2:He's got all of it, All the assets. How do you?
Speaker 4:but how do you know that?
Speaker 1:Okay, all the assets. How do you know that he doesn't have like liens mortgages? He?
Speaker 4:doesn't have things out on those assets. You know what I mean. You could be left in a worse position than you would ever know, because he's trying to take to make more money than he, than you guys had before. It's not, I don't know so he we should be partners right.
Speaker 2:So what if you take that money that he's giving you freely and you do your own thing with it? Say set up yourself just in case do you think he has a right to be upset, that like, say, the relationship doesn't work or whatever, and then you leave and he's like, well, I'll leave you behind. Well, I actually took the money and I invested this and I bought a house over here and I you know. Should that still be his like concern, if you?
Speaker 4:think about what. Who was, uh, my kid? Just me and cc were just talking about this yesterday. Uh, as a candy, what was her name? Ken, ken kiara kiori, whatever the girl who gucci means wife oh yeah, that's what it is. Yes, he left her like he went to jail and she didn't know when this film was coming out or whatever, and he left her with two million dollars when he came out of jail this girl gave him back six million dollars like that's some down.
Speaker 4:Oh, he gave her two. She gave him back six something like that.
Speaker 2:She just multiplied it. She had, I think, like a nail company or something like that some aesthetics company and when he came out it was like worth $10 million.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Like it was crazy and it was just like she just held him down, Wow.
Speaker 2:So you guys don't see yourself doing that at all Holding a man down. Not just that.
Speaker 4:I mean I'm just saying, like, with the day-to-day operations and stuff, I just would have to know. Maybe it's a trauma response for me, maybe it's just like not ever really having that. I just don't feel 100 like I would be okay. I need to know where where the money I go, where, how it's coming in, how it's going now.
Speaker 2:I need to know all that I think, I think that's a new age thing and I want to work the women back in the day, and I'm not saying like a girl but like it just seemed that way, like the women back in the day were like okay, I'm just gonna take you to the house, raise the kids and whatever else. Whatever you bring in, I'm satisfied with that I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 3:And then the man died. And right when after he died is when you realize shit, he has that debt, that debt yeah, and at the end of the day there was absolutely nothing left for her and the kids nothing.
Speaker 4:And then what happens in that situation? Like you have to like, literally pull try to keep the house yeah, but not mean. Even if you can't keep the house, like what do you have to fall back on?
Speaker 2:nothing, and that's not okay. You didn't have life insurance well, no, I'm talking like caribbean people and like you know, but even like, even I just recently had somebody I know passed away and this man was like.
Speaker 4:I have no idea who this woman was and he was. It was his wife and he lived with her and there was just debt and there was this and there was, and he she was into so many things. He had no clue and I thought to myself like that's crazy, that is crazy that's literally and that wasn't like a girlfriend boyfriend.
Speaker 2:That was a wife situation. I think women, these, days want to have their. Like Sasha was saying, you know you want to have your own thing, just in case, right, like there's no, there's no. Like full dependency on another person, regardless of a man or woman. Yeah, Like there's no dependency on and again I get it.
Speaker 4:This day and age, if you get left by yourself, it's hard, and I mean, and there's sometimes. You know, I recently went through this well, not recently, but like a year ago with my dad when he passed away. Do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with banks? And I was talking to sasha about this the other day and I'm like make sure your parents have things set up and put, because it is the bank puts a seize on everything and then they have to go through this and then, like in it's months, we're still dealing with so many things and that was.
Speaker 4:I'm on my mother's account, are you? Her oh gosh, I can't remember her attorney that's so important, because you can be on. If it's not me, it's my aunt if you can be on her account, but if anything ever happens power of attorney means you can't do nothing. Have control, if anything but there's the power of attorney, and there's another one too. I can't yeah, she wants to give it to me and I don't want it. Why not?
Speaker 2:why would you want?
Speaker 4:it. I have siblings, bro. You know how that works. I have siblings too, and I'm the youngest and I did yeah, you're lucky, you're an only child. That's when I'm, but you know what it doesn't matter, because that one child always becomes like the brunt of and always gets the brunt of it. And does the head of it the child who's the closest and stuff to them or is the one who gets?
Speaker 5:all the responsibility and it's hard.
Speaker 4:It's hard, and you know what? It's overwhelming when you're dealing with funerals and stuff. You realize how horrible people can be yeah, it's, they show their true colors funerals and weddings. I guess you know that's what they say. But honestly, when you're dealing with you, just realize how. Yeah, but selfish greedy where the money I go, what is left over come we want this and that and then yeah, no, I'm not and it's like little things like.
Speaker 4:There are things that came up that I didn't even bring to anybody else because I was just like you know what. Let me just deal with this on my own, because there's no like it, because I'm sure you sheltered a lot from your mother too, and you just took care of her because she was grieving yeah like she was. You know, up until this day she literally lost and you can tell the difference in her.
Speaker 2:Like she lost her best friend, yeah not to not to make you sorry, not to make it any sadder, but my wife told me a story yesterday. She was at work and this older lady came up to her in her 90s or something she said. And she said she just lost her husband of 66 years.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and the lady's like.
Speaker 2:I just need someone to talk to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, it's so true.
Speaker 2:I felt it just her telling me the story and I'm like I could imagine you standing there with this lady that you don't know, yeah, confiding in you and telling you, yo.
Speaker 1:I just lost my husband, 66 years, and she's like I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4:I'm just like no, she's like I'm just walking around and talking to people so my mother went through a really bad depression. Um, and I don't think I I did take time edit, edit, edit this part right here 1 13, 52 seconds, okay, no I am, because she went through a really hard time because she had no idea what to do with herself like, so she became an insomniac. We had her on medication to sleep and it like she wouldn't sleep she would literally like, so we'd give her the medication and no, she'd take it.
Speaker 4:We'd make sure she took it, like hold her tongue down. She would be like, oh, and she'd sit on the couch and she'd fall asleep for like an hour or two and then she would wake up and she would be live an hour or two.
Speaker 4:And these are like strong medications my mother would wake up and she'd be like so 10, what we gotta go cook for christmas. Like I mean, if you know my mom, you know like that's, wow, that's very important to her. No, I love your mom, she's, but she would just not. And we didn't understand you know why. And then, like even now, it's a thing, you know where we work and where we work when you come home, you do not want to be sitting and talking to people.
Speaker 2:That's my spot, right there On the carpet, that's my spot. You lay on the floor, on the floor.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the carpet, that's my spot. Like you, just on the floor. Yeah, like you literally don't want to come home and talk to now, when I come home I make it a point to not be on the phone, to walk in that door and at least sit down and talk to her for at least half an hour to an hour. Um, because she, just she, she needs it yeah, she really needs just human interaction and not that my kids don't interact with her and stuff.
Speaker 4:It's just that she just wants to talk and she wants to have a conversation and she wants, and it's just like how are you doing? What did you do today? What did you watch? What did you? Eat, yeah, and you know what she can tell me about sister. Bobby and Sister Mary and whatever I thought I was the only one. Like four times a day.
Speaker 2:That's my grandma. Now my grandma calls me and does that randomly. Yeah, and you just be like, yeah, I gotta go Sorry.
Speaker 4:No, you just honestly you just.
Speaker 2:Two hours later yeah.
Speaker 4:Like my dad died suddenly and we were like really, because we weren't expecting, we knew his health was deteriorating a little bit, but it wasn't, you know. And I realized like I wish I had like another week with him or another couple hours or another, like to tell him stuff and to you know. So now I try to not like be, so you know, harsh with her and try to be like oh yeah, she want them both to marry.
Speaker 2:About five times we'll hear about system.
Speaker 4:I lie oh, you never hear. No, she just told me about this. She literally just told me about this, but she needs that. So and I realized that I recognize that, that she needs that. That's what I'm now recognizing yeah mom, so like when I come from work and I'm like how's your day, mom?
Speaker 3:what did you?
Speaker 4:do, are you okay? You know, mr Ben, to our clean, or under the cabinet over the yellow, because mr and it dirty. I thought my mom was. Yo, my mother, the white ball do wallows today and I know my heart is hurting me.
Speaker 5:I said why did you do?
Speaker 4:it, mom, just the things I used to take me 15 minutes out. Chill, I know I said why did you do it, mom? You used to take me 15 minutes and I'm like why are you doing it? And now you're going to complain and tell me so you're in pain, but why not Exactly?
Speaker 3:Why not yeah?
Speaker 4:Like what is she Like? She went in my son's room. My son is going to be 16 years old on the 20th. My son, I take years old on the 20 ms on a tech. No, no, no, but you know what I mean. Like he's his own, he's his own. Like he's he's older, he can do his own thing. And my, you know I'm going out of boy no, no, no no, no, he's. He's not there yet, okay he actually.
Speaker 2:He actually does Tissue?
Speaker 4:That's another story. Oh my gosh, no.
Speaker 2:All right, yo Tia, all right, we're moving on. Anyway, yeah, let's lighten the mood guys. Yeah, we're not going to do it. Okay, let's lighten the mood. So, Pasa, pasa of the Year.
Speaker 4:Hello Alright let's let it move a little bit. I thought it was a year. Oh, ready, ready, pasa, pasa a de year.
Speaker 2:Guys, it's that time of the year.
Speaker 4:Oh lord.
Speaker 2:Christmas, christmas is here.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, it's my favorite holiday. We're not talking about Sasha Day it's.
Speaker 3:We don't talk about Christmas Till after the 26th. Oh gosh. She's thawing out we don't talk about Bruno oh Mo. After the 26th she's, she's thawing out.
Speaker 4:We don't talk about bruno oh, moana 2's coming out, girl on the 27th. I want to see wiki. I want to see wiki um christmas plans, guys.
Speaker 2:Anything y'all feeling christmasy?
Speaker 4:no, yeah I.
Speaker 2:Christmas is like literally my favorite time of the year, so we live in can, canada, and the snow has not shown its face in the last couple of years. I know I'm agreeing, but are you guys worried about climate change at all?
Speaker 4:Is it? Where were you?
Speaker 2:that it was 20 degrees, like three weeks ago.
Speaker 4:We're going to get a rotted lake. I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't want to. I don't want to. That pepper shrimp, that pepper shrimp. I really don't like winter toilet paper is on the left, on the left, oh my gosh, okay.
Speaker 4:I really, I really have a hard time with winter me too, I don't, and you know Canadian winters are so different from you know winters anywhere, anywhere.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's bipolar and I don't mean that like in a weird way like one day it'll be nice and sunny, and then two days it'll be like a snowstorm. Then it'll be like an ice storm.
Speaker 4:It's weird, it's never consistent. So I grew up in New York and when I was growing up we had snow. And because New York is merely like a concrete jungle, the snow would come and it would probably be like a quarter inch and it would come and we'd be like, oh my God snow.
Speaker 2:It's pretty in New York in Christmas time.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like it was really. It was really different. And then I remember coming to camp and you saw three feet of that.
Speaker 3:What is this?
Speaker 4:And is this?
Speaker 3:I'm like they don't go outside with this and they do no but like you guys really were all about it like they were outside, yeah, and I was like, but it's snowing, everything's supposed to be cancelled.
Speaker 2:I had such a hard time with it. Listen, man. I remember like growing up you. Alright, that was a charlie horse, or you do the slip out slip out, slip out. You're walking like how you. That's that gingerly walk I told you about.
Speaker 3:That's that gingerly walk that's going on YouTube, by the way.
Speaker 4:I told you to know.
Speaker 2:So yeah, christmas plans y'all, y'all celebrating this year, or what?
Speaker 3:I shall be somewhere nice and hot and um no I'm lying actually yeah, but no, I lie, I'll be here for christmas.
Speaker 2:I forgot good, you bugger oh, is it one of those?
Speaker 4:but you're still going away though no, no I know I'll be here for christmas.
Speaker 2:I leave after um yeah, it doesn't feel like christmas, not even just the weather, but the culture and the vibe of Christmas is dead yo.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 2:Because everything's so damn expensive, everything is so hard to get. It's not fun anymore. You can't go to Walmart and spend $100 and buy gifts for everyone anymore. No, you know what I'm saying. You can't go to Walmart and prepare for Christmas dinner. Grocery store prepare for Christmas dinner without spending $600. No, you're right, prepare for Christmas dinner. You know? Grocery store prepare for Christmas dinner without spending $600.
Speaker 5:No, you're right, it's ridiculous you're right.
Speaker 2:So like that feeling of Christmas is just it's not there no more.
Speaker 3:I don't even leave my house. I said no every time I start that engine. It's $600, we're not going anywhere I purposely every time I leave my house, it costs money.
Speaker 2:I'm not going outside. Purposely chose to work this year at Christmas.
Speaker 5:I didn't have to, I said you know what I'll go to work.
Speaker 2:How can I tell you why you did?
Speaker 3:that.
Speaker 2:Because of the paycheck. No, not even the money, Not only the money.
Speaker 3:But you're probably going to be asked to host. That's going to cost money, absolutely.
Speaker 4:And the I'm working. Why did you host last year?
Speaker 2:I hosted last, like three years, ever since you bought the house, oh yeah, you know, Jamaicans. Oh go ahead, feed my house Big house.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly, she's so over it. Now my older sister she's like I am not doing this, that's Tammy, if you ask Tammy right now to host a birthday party for four kids.
Speaker 2:She's not doing it. No, in here.
Speaker 4:My sister's done, because, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't have clean up for the last so many years.
Speaker 2:So you're the one.
Speaker 4:Eh, You're one of those You're one of those that knock out after dinner. No, no, for sure, I'm on the couch knock out, but that's not the point. I ask and they say no.
Speaker 3:That's not the point. What do you want me?
Speaker 4:to do.
Speaker 5:That is the point. No like.
Speaker 4:I literally do help, Like I go in the kitchen and pack up and stuff, but like dishes on the mat.
Speaker 2:You're not like the overly helpful type of person who will clean the whole kitchen while the rest of them do stuff.
Speaker 4:No, I am that type. But the thing is it's just that I'm lazy too, and if the itis catch me, it catch me, anywhere it catch me.
Speaker 2:You, you never grew up where it's like all the women. The parents will grab the women and come and clean up the girls.
Speaker 4:No, it's sexism. I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:But I was raised different because I was one of the only few boys in the family. Were you raised here?
Speaker 4:Yeah, Like in yeah.
Speaker 2:But my household is very Jamaican. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Like Brampton.
Speaker 2:No, no. Toronto.
Speaker 4:Southside Gin Street, aka Biggs from Southside Gin Street. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Wanton Biggs? Talk lightly, wanton Biggs. I grew up here, but my house is very Jamaican.
Speaker 4:I said Wanton Biggs, I don't understand.
Speaker 2:He retired that name remember the artist formerly known as Biggs. But yeah, no, I used to have to wash clothes in the bin. The washing machine was right there.
Speaker 4:Why are we doing? That now Biggs. That's why I'm not calling myself Biggs again, sorry.
Speaker 3:Wait, is that why they called you Biggs?
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 3:Talk to.
Speaker 5:Kings man, Talk to Kings.
Speaker 2:It was from basketball. I was six.
Speaker 3:No, I was like 5'11". Why is Mel doing this to you? I was six.
Speaker 2:No, not six. I was like 5'11". Why is Mel doing this to you? I'm sorry, I was 5'11 when I was in grade seven Damn, I was a tall kid right, and I used to play basketball with the high schoolers and I used to beat them up Like physically, like so one guy's like, oh Sorry, Let me turn off my mic right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so, yeah. So back to the story. Yeah, that's Mike. Yeah, you guys switch mics. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Wait no that one is Mel yeah you're back now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was playing basketball and I was bullying them, so they called me Biggs after that.
Speaker 3:And it just stuck. So, mel, you're wrong. No, we're on hiatus.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, plug it out. Let me see. And it just stuck. So, mel, you're wrong. Yeah, I know. Okay, can you turn back on my mic?
Speaker 3:No, we're on hiatus, oh wow, I'll plug out everybody's mic.
Speaker 2:Plug it out. Let me see.
Speaker 3:No, she will Sheldon. You know this.
Speaker 2:Can you just sit?
Speaker 4:her down, look at her, look at her.
Speaker 5:Her back is messed up.
Speaker 4:She can't even get up. Would you rather no Edge and Makeda?
Speaker 2:Yes, Can I get a song please? Okay?
Speaker 4:I want to hear a song. Can you play it? Tell me, a few stolen moments is all that we share.
Speaker 5:What's the name of it? Bunny's going on a date.
Speaker 4:Oh my gosh. She looks cute, she looks nice.
Speaker 5:Yes, girl Got your family and they need wants to date, but people think she's very intimidating she is, and that's okay, she really is.
Speaker 4:So, oh my god, the number one me at the song. I didn't know that singing this song is. At a young age I didn't know what the song meant how would you know?
Speaker 2:but now it's an older woman as an older woman.
Speaker 4:I listen to the song and I'm like Whitney Houston.
Speaker 5:Whitney.
Speaker 4:Houston not easy.
Speaker 3:Alright.
Speaker 2:I'm not singing her anthem.
Speaker 5:This is not my anthem, but the song.
Speaker 4:Notice who's belting it out my accent but this song you requested it To resist being last on your list. Notice who's belting it out to it. Okay.
Speaker 3:That's Tenille singing. By the way, you were singing Sashalee. No, I wasn't. I don't even know this song. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, she's lying.
Speaker 5:I was about to throw this whole machine.
Speaker 2:You don't know this song.
Speaker 4:Satchely was singing it. No, I wasn't. You can turn it down. Do your thing, amazing song.
Speaker 2:We used the rest of the piece. Her mom yeah, we spoke about this Her mom in the past.
Speaker 4:Love your own. Stop tech people, man, sir.
Speaker 2:Alright, I got a, I got an, I got an education video for you guys so we're gonna play the video macons are the fastest people on earth, and here's why I'm already.
Speaker 1:Jamaica is a tiny island, yet it's produced an insane number of gold medal sprinters. So how is this possible? One answer is genetics, specifically something called the founder effect, the loss of genetic variation that occurs when number of gold medal sprinters. So how is this possible?
Speaker 1:One answer is genetics specifically something called the founder effect, the loss of genetic variation that occurs when a new population is established by a very small number of individuals. You see, most Jamaicans are descended from a small group of West African tribesmen brought to the island as slaves. This little group just so happened to have a particularly high incidence of two genes one which helped fast twitch muscles generate strong contractions, and another which makes it more likely for one to be born with a larger sized heart. More on that in the caption below. And since nearly all Jamaicans are descended from this relatively small group, you see an unusually high incidence of both genes in today's Jamaican population. Add lots of sprint training and a strong track and field culture and you have a recipe for the fastest island in the world. So Jamaicans.
Speaker 2:you know how we're fast. It's not the yam, it's not the banana, it's the genetics. Did you know that?
Speaker 3:I know now.
Speaker 2:You, Sasha, as a Jamaican, the resident Jamaican in this room.
Speaker 3:The resident Jamaican who knows?
Speaker 2:all the dance altars. You didn't know that we're fast Because we have two Strong genes in our DNA that make our muscles Well, I know about the genes, but I didn't know that that is the cause of Whatever.
Speaker 3:I just started training and, whatever the case may be, you have a talent, you have a talent, you're fast, you're fast.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't know. You all learned something today. Mel your time.
Speaker 4:What do you mean my time? Why are you playing the Macy?
Speaker 3:song. It's not a person. She requested the song. I know Exactly, right All right y'all, Everyone's favorite time.
Speaker 4:Yo.
Speaker 2:Favorite segment.
Speaker 4:Talk that up, talk that up, talk that up.
Speaker 3:Oh God, how does that even go again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Thank you for tuning in to another episode of she Starts with Meltdown and Sasha Lee, and to Neil we keep it right, we keep it tight. Talk to it nice. Can you turn it down? Music they didn't hear us it was so loud talk to a nice. So it is a three way today, oh my gosh ain't nothing better than three wayway baby. Two in the bottom, one on top, two in the front one behind.
Speaker 3:So today are we going with this young man Go ahead. His name is Omarion Smith, Omarion With an A Omarion.
Speaker 2:Smith.
Speaker 3:So this young man is 21 years old. He is Michigan State football player. He recently lost his mom to cancer, so condolences to that, um, but he was left raising his five siblings after his mom passed. Yeah, yeah, so ages what? 19, 16, 15, 11, and the youngest is two yeah, so young man I encourage you to go on a world of fiat so is he still like playing sports? I don't know.
Speaker 4:They didn't say yeah, I think he is.
Speaker 3:He is going to school and so I think while he's in school, the 19 year old is helping with the rest right yeah, got it, got it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, shout out to you man he's fighting
Speaker 3:yeah go on a world of fiat, yo we're praying for you.
Speaker 4:We're sending prayers. Yeah, we wanted to shed light on it because, like there's always you know, there's always.
Speaker 3:He's still a baby.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he really is, but there's always like that story where it's so easy for people to get into sports and their parents are doing good. We wanted to shed light on a different type of story of his come up and, like yo, not everybody has a silver spoon in their mouth. That's true a lot. So I don't know if he has a gofundme page up, we're gonna look into that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a lot of responsibility, man he's playing sports in college.
Speaker 2:I'm sure he has uh people that scholarship and things that are helping. No, outside of the scholarship.
Speaker 4:You know, like boosters and such who help out yeah, depending on his level, we're hoping, but he's really good on the field. Why does it sound like your?
Speaker 3:dog is out. Um, he's not. He can't come to us. I heard galloping. He doesn't know how to come to the city. I heard galloping.
Speaker 2:He doesn't know how to come to the city.
Speaker 3:I mean we run.
Speaker 2:Where.
Speaker 4:I don't know. Well, that is she.
Speaker 2:Sports Before we end she Sports. A very important sporting event happened.
Speaker 4:It did.
Speaker 2:A ceremony actually. Yes, that took place here in Toronto. Yeah, Mel, your children's father.
Speaker 4:My baby daddy. Who that is my baby daddy?
Speaker 2:He officially got his jersey retired.
Speaker 4:He did.
Speaker 2:My girl Shout out to Vince Carter, who finally reconciled with the Raptors.
Speaker 4:Yes, I think it was a good thing. Where were you when you heard the news, though? When you heard the news, where was you at? I was at work, I was on a break.
Speaker 5:Tell me about it.
Speaker 2:I was on a break and I saw the video of him and him and Masai.
Speaker 3:Mel was throwing shots. No, I know it's okay.
Speaker 2:My gun ready anytime. But him and Masai were talking and I saw him get the news and he was all crying.
Speaker 1:It was because he opened the park at Dixon.
Speaker 2:Yes, he revitalized dixon yes, that was dope and um, yeah, he got the news there. He was just in tears and I was like he deserves it, man, he deserves we love you, vince.
Speaker 4:I I was at work when I heard the news and um, big up bukla, big up your blood clot self. Bukla messaged me and she's like girl, our baby daddy what our? Our yeah, I mean her shirt him. Okay, she said our baby daddy has finally been recognized for his accomplishments we have been here since day one and you know from north carolina. Yeah, all the way, all the way up here. Because he wasn't even supposed to come to toronto. That's fact. He got traded for antoine jameson who is he?
Speaker 3:look at her who is he?
Speaker 4:I don't even know what happened to antoine? Do you know?
Speaker 3:decent, but not vince worthy no, and vince is here, you know I mean, and he did so much for the city.
Speaker 4:Vince, we love you most well known about any subject since we started the podcast, since we started the podcast I love vince. I followed him, you know, like when he was a Tar Heel he was my baby daddy like he was supposed to do so much and he did that. And I just want to say, vince, we love you. You should have retired with us, but it's A-OK. Big up your blood clots.
Speaker 2:I think this is a great story about reconciliation and, you know, forgetting about what happened in the past, because that was like over 20 years ago yeah, we heard him though we did, but it was, it was mutual hurting.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we were sad that he wanted to leave and we're sad that he got triggered. He wanted to go and he didn't want to go no, no, no, because he wanted to go to the party. I mean, he wanted to go to the party and he knows that we were in the finals, bro his mom wanted a little parking spot and he said, nah I know that was this and he's like yo amalia this is my mom. That's his mama. Yeah, that was disrespect for sure.
Speaker 4:Uh shout out to vince man I actually had to put his jersey up just because, um because he was gully creeping in the club the night before no vince is a legend in toronto club let me tell you guys about a story I have about them.
Speaker 5:Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hey, hey, hey, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2:Yo me fight against your money, Come on.
Speaker 3:Me. Fight against your money. This is an exclusive Second time today, mel has wanted to fight me over my Yo me fight against your money, fight your Obama, blah blah From a little bit of just so much time.
Speaker 4:Anyways, Tell from a little bit just so much time. Anyways, tell your story my nephew um me and him are actually he's older than me it is a real story, so he used to work for the rap hat okay, yeah and he used to get us tickets all the time and we would go, me and like my friend and whatever we would literally go to raptors games like all the time, because we would always just get free tickets like free tickets.
Speaker 4:So one day I was like waving to him and I was like my god, he just walked right past me, didn't see yeah, he wouldn't know you, I was really.
Speaker 5:You're not his baby mama, apparently not you're not me right.
Speaker 4:I went home that night and I had a dream that I bought him kfc.
Speaker 3:Okay, he was so happy that was a story for my kid.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was so happy for my kfc and I was just like it was a moment before you got your bed, didn't you? No, I'm gonna like rice what did you eat?
Speaker 3:late and went to bed.
Speaker 1:Can I tell you something?
Speaker 4:can I tell you something and I just want to share that story thank you, me, me and buccala used to take turns feeding him kfc, so you fed him my kfc.
Speaker 2:No, no, no.
Speaker 4:My Thank you for tuning in to another episode of she Sports with Mel Dub Tennille and Sasha Lee Pick up on the blood clots. We keep it right, we keep it tight Talk to you when I Bam, bam, bam.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, vince Carter, you deserve everything that you're getting now, man, everything, and even if you want me to.
Speaker 4:I want to sit on it I can make him chicken. Tell me why you deserve it. I can make him chicken. I don't have to like give him KFC.
Speaker 2:I was going to say your food is probably better than KFC right now. Yeah for sure, the new KFC, that's for that.
Speaker 4:Listen, I don't know how people like honestly, maybe like 20 years ago I stopped eating anything even near-named KFC About that?
Speaker 2:yeah, because I just I couldn't understand. Kfc is so trash man, it's garbage.
Speaker 4:And people really line up for that pan tu zeno.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really bad.
Speaker 4:Yeah still. Like it's very, and they don't even have pieces of chicken. It's like cuata piece.
Speaker 2:And like they're disrespectful. Yeah, and it's not seasoned, no taste, like it's not the addictive kfc that we used to have. No, no, yeah, not at all, unless I mean jamaican kfc, I mean hello, come on, come on, me light up for that one anytime listen, I go in jamaica.
Speaker 4:When I get there, I literally wait before this. Please, whooping, so that I can be like 49.
Speaker 2:That's the first stop out of the airport. Yeah, literally that's the first stop for us kids, yeah, my kids oh yeah. Sasha, what you got for us.
Speaker 4:What you got, sasha, would I rather what.
Speaker 2:KFC in Toronto or Jamaica? Not even a question.
Speaker 4:Toronto or Jamaica. Melissa's doing this week's, would you Rather? What do we have?
Speaker 2:Would you rather give Vince Carter, oh my. You got nothing. How can I get him? She's laughing, so it's alright, it was nasty. Go ahead.
Speaker 4:It's an interesting one Based on the place that we work at. Oh lord.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 3:May I be excused? No, okay, ready.
Speaker 4:Would you rather walk around your office or school all day with your favorite porn category labeled on your forehead, or have a vivid sex dream about your boss and have to tell them and the rest of your team about it in detail at the next?
Speaker 5:board meeting.
Speaker 4:Oh, I would tell them about it. I've done that.
Speaker 5:No, no, not done it, but.
Speaker 1:I would have no problem in doing that so basically your favorite porn category on your forehead.
Speaker 4:No, you don't need to know that. Or?
Speaker 5:You don't want to know that I was going to say. Do you want to know?
Speaker 2:Or have a vivid sex dream about your boss and have to tell them and the rest of the team about it in detail at the next board meeting.
Speaker 4:That's tricky for us because we have multiple bosses.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I was going to say I don't mind telling one of my bosses, so I would just tell the vivid sex dream. Oh, the dream, yeah, oh.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't mind telling one of the bosses, the female.
Speaker 2:I'll tell her no, I don't.
Speaker 4:I mean that's yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm not walking around with no category in my foot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, not at all. I don't have a porn category. You don't Wait what, wait, wait what. Okay, what is your porn category?
Speaker 3:I like big butts, but I cannot lie.
Speaker 4:What's your porn?
Speaker 3:category. I like big butts, but I cannot lie.
Speaker 2:You a big cat didn. Should I tell them the real one, or should I tell them the PG one?
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think of a PG one. I can't tell them the real one.
Speaker 4:I don't know what, the PG one she likes the underwater one.
Speaker 2:Yeah underwater.
Speaker 4:I don't know if mine is a category, what is it you?
Speaker 2:don't have to say it, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I might have to believe this one.
Speaker 4:So it's like all of us are here right, the fact that you are nervous so it's like this part so all of us are here, right, and it's like if, if there was like a guy that I liked here that I want to slam, we're all here. But I'm taking like a buckers in the corner and nobody knows, but I'm here in the room with you guys.
Speaker 2:Oh, like that, why would?
Speaker 1:nobody the desk.
Speaker 4:You're not paying attention to it like I'm just catching a quick little fling up and you guys are just in the room talking to me.
Speaker 3:Normal, but may I take work wait, they're talking to you yeah yeah, she's partying, but she had tech work, so he's like under the couch yeah yeah, just like yeah, guys.
Speaker 2:So you know, I just like yeah, the fact that you have like a whole, like acting you never seen that you never seen baby boy when she's on the phone with home girl and she's like, yeah, girl, he acting up girl, I'm gonna call you back.
Speaker 4:I know every female here has had that happen.
Speaker 3:I think that's so sexy, has what happened?
Speaker 2:you're on the phone that's him walking so he's, out no, that's not him never mind, that is him, no, that's not him walking you ask sasha because she, I don't sasha I'm sure you have been on the phone and and like what hussy might just slip it in yeah yeah, yeah, and then do you stop talking no, her
Speaker 3:breath I cut. I cut the conversation talking my best friends.
Speaker 4:Like you're a whore, get off my phone cuz I'm just gonna go and we'll talk later.
Speaker 3:I would just say you fucking nasty I would just say it Get off the phone.
Speaker 4:I'd be like listen what's your man like Smaddy Anyam. Dina Mexico.
Speaker 5:Really yeah, I would.
Speaker 4:I would have no, really. But I also too, like friends who call me like Tanuka and like Nikki or whatever. Those are people who literally know me. So they know. So Like I'll be on a video call with you as I'm in the bathroom, like I don't like having a shower or what I'm have like the right boundaries. Have you ever been that position? Like on the phone like wifey's on the phone. A yagi abacas, what she's hardly. Have you ever just slipped it in? Okay, anyways, pick one Porn on the forehead.
Speaker 5:Well, he said the vivid dream. The vivid dream. What about you?
Speaker 4:Porn yeah, but she says she doesn't watch porn.
Speaker 3:Yes. You don't watch porn at all, not that I don't watch, but I don't have a category. Okay, what porn do you like looking?
Speaker 5:at.
Speaker 4:You don't. And a woman. Oh my God, fix your face, black or white.
Speaker 3:No, definitely not white.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I can't watch black porn.
Speaker 3:What I can't watch black porn.
Speaker 4:We're done with her. To an extent we're done with her. But I can't really Because some of them. You like watching white people, no I like Pinky, I like Cherokee, I'm done.
Speaker 2:I, like old school ones, wait a second Wait a second Stop. I'm done, so you watch white people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because a lot of the new ones, like you know, I like Pinky Her stuff is so old. I like Cherokee, like I like some of those.
Speaker 2:Oh, she has names. Yeah, I'm talking about you. Watch white people why?
Speaker 4:what's wrong with watching white people?
Speaker 2:nothing, just. I mean we had a whole talk about them not bathing past their waist, but what does that have to do about porn?
Speaker 4:what does it have to do about porn? Just, look dirty, like not all you're you're making a statement based off of, like not all white people. You know that that is a very you're to have to take out this whole comment I was going to say I don't think it's. That's not okay. I mean, there are black people who don't as well.
Speaker 3:Do you know that right? I just know that white porn does nothing for me.
Speaker 4:No, there's some white porn. That does not do anything for me, but there's some white porn. I'd rather look at cartoon porn. No, there's some white porn that does not do anything for me, but there's some white porn when that man they are true, I'd rather look at cartoon porn than watch white porn.
Speaker 3:I think it's called anime Anime.
Speaker 2:No, anime is actually just anime. I don't know, I don't mind it.
Speaker 3:No it's anime porn, isn't it? Well yeah, I'd rather watch two stick figures than watch white porn. She said really.
Speaker 2:No, I'm watch what he said. Really, there's some black porn that I'll watch, but I usually yeah, I don't mind, like I don't, I don't um.
Speaker 1:Like whatever just turns me on. Most of the ones that I've like, yeah, but that's the only thing I started on where you're just having sex in a corner.
Speaker 2:Like she's not willing like the hidden stuff. Yeah, people are not aware.
Speaker 4:I like Voyager sex Like just you know.
Speaker 2:You like watching it or?
Speaker 4:you like being the one watched.
Speaker 2:Being the one watched. Yeah, sure, all right.
Speaker 3:I get what she's saying. That was a great episode guys. Oh, we're done, it's just the whole not being caught thing we don't have to be.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just not being caught. So why? How do you not have a category that you like?
Speaker 3:I feel like that's weird, I don't just go watch porn like that, Like I don't remember the last time I watched porn, so why do you watch porn? I don't really watch porn't. I'm not saying I haven't watched porn, but I know I know, but to masturbate you don't watch porn no do you watch porn when you masturbate? Yeah, I do I don't need porn to rub my nose I don't need it.
Speaker 5:I don't need it, but I need I enjoy it, and it could even be myself. Yeah, I enjoy it like videos.
Speaker 4:You don't take videos of yourself.
Speaker 1:I haven't taken a video wait, wait, wait, hold up what I haven't taken a video of myself in a long time, like four or five years I haven't really yeah, yeah, yeah, no I think I'm with my ex.
Speaker 4:One video oh I would like take a video and then send it to you in the middle of the day, like remember this yeah, if I met someone who took that out of me, I would yeah, yeah, I guess I guess, it has to be yeah someone has to take it out of you. I never, so you don't really have a son. That's kind of, and I don't mind two women.
Speaker 2:Yo, I'm enjoying Sasha's face right now. I know Sasha's face tells no lies.
Speaker 3:It's just right out there, sasha's like oh what.
Speaker 4:You never watched two women eat each other and be bent or not. Sasha, you've never had a threesome, Bumba clap.
Speaker 2:Well, that's a wrap.
Speaker 4:I've never had a threesome. I'm happy for you guys, cause you make it sound so out there. No, I've never had one, but I've been asked. I've been asked more than once.
Speaker 3:I've been asked 100%, but I don't indulge, I'm sorry. Are you afraid to do three?
Speaker 4:so yeah, I'm afraid, but I just if I'm doing a three thumb, it's two women no, it has to be to be the third, but to it's all I want to women like I want another girl, why I just, I, just, I don't.
Speaker 1:She wants her front eight, yeah, yeah, but a man, no, by a woman I wouldn't.
Speaker 4:I would, but why?
Speaker 5:I wouldn't mind experiencing how a woman eats front, but she's not doing it back.
Speaker 4:I'm not doing it back yet, okay.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's not. That's not, that's selfish.
Speaker 3:That's very.
Speaker 5:I mean, you want her name feel yeah like that's the thing, though but why do you want her to do it?
Speaker 4:because I want to see who does it better, because they say usually women do it better. Because we know, we know our bodies right, like we know what we want. So I would want to experience just a woman in that sense. I mean I I hear what you're saying and I see the logic behind it yeah, but I'm not eating front. I mean, what are you going to be like? Oh, I'm tired. No, I'm not going to be no.
Speaker 5:What I'm going to say is oh, I'm so tired.
Speaker 3:Now I'm going to say thank you Thanks for your services and that's it, just get up and go.
Speaker 4:Well, if me and my man are know. So what is?
Speaker 3:her purpose, then, just to come near my front and left.
Speaker 4:Yeah, wow, that is a very interesting three. That is such a yeah. That's weird. Why is that weird? Because you just want to have what I want. What you want is a lesbian interaction. I don't want it. But I'm saying we're asking the question like if I had to experience something, that's what I would experience in a threesome.
Speaker 3:I think you want it because you've mentioned this before. Yeah, we've talked about this on the podcast before.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, we've talked about it because you guys asked me before if I'd have a threesome. No, do I desire it. No, if my man, if I'm with my man and he wanted it, I would do a one-time only thing. But the girl have to eat my front. I'm in my, not penetrator none at all. So what kind of I'm supposed?
Speaker 4:to say okay okay, I'll be honest with you. I don't think you would ever want to have a threesome, and I don't know why people do this or how people do this. I don't think you would ever want to have a threesome with a man who you are like in love with or even like you see a future with or anything like that, yeah it's not
Speaker 4:worth it. If he touches her titty, licks her, it's gonna, it's a fight. I mean, if you're a jealous person, I am, I'm crazy jealous. Yeah, see, if you're a jealous person, it's definitely not for you and two. You don't want to have it like I don't know why people would ever have threesomes or anything like that. With people who know, with people who you are in love with. It's not an act that I personally feel that you should have, Like I would never do it with my husband.
Speaker 3:Not in a million years.
Speaker 5:Was your threesome with a long-term partner? No, okay, definitely not See in that essence.
Speaker 4:I get what you're saying, because when I was in college a lot of girls were doing it and she's like yo. This is the time to experience it, because you don't know, these fools Just have fun.
Speaker 3:But I couldn't. Yeah, I can't have two men and I'm a whore. I can't do it, not one time, mel.
Speaker 5:You have more than one hole. First of all, my, the way my body is set up, not not.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but nobody said anything about your body no, she's not gonna do that no, I know, but nobody's saying that you don't know my mouth no there's other holes? No, no, there's just it's not. I can't, I can't, I can't, girl, get even front, and that's it yeah, that is an interesting. I'm selfish, no you are selfish, you don't have to ask I'm selfish to do.
Speaker 1:What do you mean if you?
Speaker 4:know. No, it's not a question. It's a statement you're making. Clearly there's no part of that can be a question. I'm selfish, I'm gonna make you nyeh me out, but me nah gonna touch you. You can't go and bolt your business. I will not scissor after but you know you're talking about scissoring like you. She's talking about scissoring like she know about it, cause I'm like scissoring stop this, mel.
Speaker 3:You've talked about scissoring on the podcast.
Speaker 4:I have not talked about scissoring. Sheldon, have I talked about scissoring?
Speaker 2:I gotta go back and check I have not talked about scissoring.
Speaker 4:I know Not scissoring, that's a lie.
Speaker 3:Just because I know scissoring doesn't mean I indulge, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Say who.
Speaker 3:Sounds like she wants to see how she looks. I don't. No, my hair is. I can leave you, though, but yeah.
Speaker 5:I can't.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not.
Speaker 4:I'm not Sanitizer, I don't desire to be with a female, but if I had to do a threesome, that's how it would be.
Speaker 2:How did we get here?
Speaker 4:I don't know. I think Mel asked the question I did not ask the question.
Speaker 3:Yes, you did. I said she's pointing at me.
Speaker 4:You asked the question.
Speaker 2:You're like have you ever had a threesome.
Speaker 4:I said what is your sex category? You asked her if she had a threesome Ten. It wasn't me. You're right, Because you always make me Y'all. They all turn out. They try to make me look like I'm the aggressive Sexual hypersexual person?
Speaker 2:No, you're not hypersexual.
Speaker 4:You're just aggressive.
Speaker 2:I am not aggressive.
Speaker 4:You're an aggressive bunny. When's your birthday?
Speaker 5:I love that you see this.
Speaker 3:What do you mean?
Speaker 4:yeah, I'm just saying leo's are aggressive, you don't think?
Speaker 1:no, I'm not or is that a statement again?
Speaker 4:I think sometimes I can be aggressive, but I'm not always aggressive that's a softy, but if you poke the bear, I don't know if I feel like I've never looked at her and thought she was a softy no, you can't look at her.
Speaker 2:You have to know her personally, like know yourself.
Speaker 3:But there's a tough layer in the beginning there's a layer that's a strong layer in the beginning that if you pass a little this, is not dr phil time anyways guys, thank you for tuning in to the episode ain't nobody trying to dissect me about.
Speaker 2:And even if he was, he would have got cussed out to.
Speaker 3:Like when I say you're like, I'm not aggressive, but now exactly it.
Speaker 4:Really it's a trauma response actually what the problem is that he's bringing up he's bringing up chevy's name and me and chevy we're we're beefing right now because he disrespected me and how did he? Disrespect you. We can't talk about that why can't we?
Speaker 5:talk about it he disrespected me. My man's not disrespectful, he's very disrespectful and very man's not disrespectful you must have. We can't talk about their arm right now. Why can't we talk about it? He disrespected me. Sheldon knows how he's very disrespectful and very rude. My man's not disrespectful.
Speaker 1:You must have earned it, no.
Speaker 4:He disrespected me and then he tried to blow it off and make it seem like it was nothing. So when he came here today I was going to light his blood clock. That's so aggressive very much so I'm learning to change. I'm learning, are you?
Speaker 2:you're learning to change or you're like changing I'm what?
Speaker 4:are you changing your diaper? Because that's the only thing it can change, but you're learning to change. I'm learning to change and be a better person sasha lee is so aggressive?
Speaker 3:why is mel picking on me today? Sasha's?
Speaker 4:aggressive. I don't think Sasha's aggressive I think Sasha's not.
Speaker 3:Sasha has only child syndrome. She's intimidating. In her own world.
Speaker 4:Sasha has only child syndrome. Sasha Lee may have you guys fooled, but this whole facade sitting here like oh my god. I don't know what's going on. Yo, she's mud sick head. No good, she's a player full of catchphrases. Exactly the biggest bully. She's mud sick head. No good, She'll play a fool for catch wise. Yeah, exactly, Missy man. Missy, the biggest bully in the room is. She really wanted to be, but she pretends Wow.
Speaker 3:Okay, look at the thing, sheldon seriously, I think I. Look at she's pretending right now I don't do that Sasha needs to forget. No, I don that all the time.
Speaker 2:I don't think she's intimidating.
Speaker 5:People don't speak to me because they just look at me and think I'm intimidating.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a lot of times I don't know if I see that I don't talk much unless I know you well, and I'm not one to just meet you and just throw everything on the table.
Speaker 4:Then how do we start talking If you don't spend?
Speaker 3:the time, time to knew you were such a mother oh, but I'm a virgin.
Speaker 4:You, how did?
Speaker 2:that happen.
Speaker 4:Sat on the toilet seat wrong I've told my kids this for years I only sat on a toilet, seat wrong. That's how you guys got here makes sense sashley has a resting bitch face that's what I'm saying. She's intimidating at first she's very aggressive as well when I first came into the division. Let's be clear. Do you remember our first interaction?
Speaker 3:No, let me tell you.
Speaker 4:That was not our first interaction, but go ahead.
Speaker 3:So when was our first interaction In front of where we signed in our documents? At the end of the day, that wasn't our first one.
Speaker 2:It was in the Can I tell you guys my first interaction with Mel? You had just come in with a trainer.
Speaker 4:And I told you congrats she, you and your training partner. Even if she wants to say that was the first interaction, she was rude because she, she only want to really dap sean because sean and you know, no, no, you guys were not together.
Speaker 3:You said I was with my training partner, that's sean. Yeah, you guys both came in, but with different people, so I greeted.
Speaker 4:I greeted you first and then him she didn't really want to greet me first. She wants to greet him, but because I was in front, she greet me and it was one of these yeah man, congrats, boom. And then she went to no, no but when she went to sean, but when she went to sean it was like this hey, oh my god, congratulations sean got the full package.
Speaker 3:Sean didn't get a full package. What you're?
Speaker 4:saying is that she's just intimidating to women.
Speaker 3:No, thank you, okay, I want you guys to know that Melissa is lying out of her teeth right now because that story I just told was a fucking lie. Do you see how I catch people? Do you see how I catch people? Hold?
Speaker 1:on hold. On hold on.
Speaker 4:That was a fucking lie. She could be lying right now too. We don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean, neither was, we don't know. Yeah, neither was a lie, so we can't verify this. Yes, exactly, we gotta decide who we're gonna believe right here.
Speaker 4:You see how I just gave her who are we gonna believe right here, I should take it down the line. Okay, okay, watch this.
Speaker 3:And there direction.
Speaker 4:And then she said oh, but not even that time, it was this time I don't know which side of room incident you're talking about.
Speaker 3:I remember the first time I met you. What was the first time? But now I'll tell you okay, because now you're gonna go.
Speaker 2:Now you're making shit up.
Speaker 3:I do remember, she doesn't remember. I do remember, she doesn't remember I don't remember.
Speaker 1:It's just because, again, we're on the park and we can't call names. Yes, you can. I just called sean's name.
Speaker 3:That's fine, sean's name Sean's okay with his name being called. Yeah, so who? One other person? It's alright.
Speaker 4:I don't remember meeting both of you. I think I was sitting down and I saw, like I don't remember.
Speaker 3:Our first interaction. You were just a sweetheart to everybody, so you just People just gravitate towards you. I remember meeting Mel. I remember meeting Sasha too.
Speaker 4:Late relief it was a couple years, a year after I started. Okay, now you gotta take that out. Well, whatever, okay, no, it's just late relief, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5:I remember meeting this one here.
Speaker 4:This one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the aggressive one. Yeah, she tried to scoop me. The aggressive one.
Speaker 2:I tried to scoop me early on and I'm like what did scoop him up?
Speaker 4:she tried to scoop me.
Speaker 2:I said I'm okay, I was trying to look you no, I said I'm okay, thanks, because I saw her in the dominoes at lunch break and she was yelling after her she was yelling after her old man.
Speaker 4:I won't say who who was that yelling at? Wow, uncle Roy. I was yelling at Roy.
Speaker 2:Yes, which is probably right and my trainers at the time. They're like Don't go in that room because it's scary in there.
Speaker 4:I said yeah man, oh was she playing. She was playing, she was yelling at everyone.
Speaker 2:And then when it was time to go to work, no, she saw me in the garage. She was with Chevy, actually, and we were walking out and the Chevy's like no, she said something to me and then Chevy's after, like I said no, that was the first time. You don't even remember that?
Speaker 4:Yo, I don't even hang with. I never hanged with Chevy until like year six.
Speaker 2:No, that's not true. We were going to work in the garage we were going.
Speaker 4:I don't remember that. I don't even remember how I met him.
Speaker 2:I don't remember how I met none of you guys, I don't even remember how I started talking to Chevy? He remembers me, though I remember talking to Sasha.
Speaker 4:I think you were trying to look my man and that's how you ended up talking to him. No, no, no, Never. I don't even remember him being in the lunchroom.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he was always in that lunchroom, but I never seen him. That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2:He was there. I never saw him.
Speaker 3:We're going home, home, guys are we and to address your resting bitch face.
Speaker 5:Okay, I'm just saying because you and many other people have this, this thing in your head.
Speaker 3:How many different people how many different people?
Speaker 2:that's a thing that you have right and I'm explaining it.
Speaker 3:I don't say what. I'm thinking a lot when I'm thinking. It shows on my face that. I'm thinking something.
Speaker 4:That's not what it looks like. That's not what your resting bitch face is. Your resting bitch face does not look like you're thinking.
Speaker 2:It looks like you'll come over here and say that to me. Can you do it?
Speaker 3:I don't know what face you're talking about?
Speaker 2:No, because we're talking and we're laughing. No, it's different. So her face is like I can't do it because I'm laughing.
Speaker 4:I don't know if I even see this face.
Speaker 2:Right, you would have never seen that face. No, no, but I'm telling you when.
Speaker 4:Sasha's standing. Her facial structure is different, so it's like I'm thinking man and y'all think it's about y'all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe I think that she's thinking.
Speaker 2:It's not that we think this is what we see.
Speaker 3:She is not thinking I'm telling you she's not thinking Because I'm a blonde and I don't think.
Speaker 2:No, I've seen you stand up in the division doing so shit, you have to take that off doing it sometimes just off the rip because I'm thinking I was like, I was like, so we're just, and then I'm like, okay, maybe I'm just new to this, because I don't understand sometimes now we're off the rip.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you probably won't even put this in, but either way no, no.
Speaker 3:Does it ever occur to you that I have a lot going on in my head? That's fine.
Speaker 2:But we don't know that Right, because we don't know you.
Speaker 1:I know, but people see them think that it's about them, or they see them think that I'm standoffish because I don't like them.
Speaker 4:I got shit going on in this head that has nothing to do with work. Sasha Sasha, Sasha Sasha. Nobody said your resting bitch face meant that you don't like the person. You just have a resting bitch face.
Speaker 2:That's all. To make you sound better if I say good morning to you. You take, but to make it sound better if I say good morning to you.
Speaker 3:You take a break your face will change, and that's the thing.
Speaker 4:But you have a resting bitch.
Speaker 2:But if I'm like, a you can disagree.
Speaker 3:That's fine If I'm a weak-hearted person and I look and see.
Speaker 2:Sasha, come in. I'm like yo, I'm going that way, bro, Because this girl is-.
Speaker 4:I need to fix my face, yes, but you do have a, we talk about all the time, the little, young, new one that we talk about.
Speaker 2:Her face is always bent up, bent up and she's like no which one. I can't tell you now, I'll tell you after.
Speaker 4:I don't like that for me, but she has this face.
Speaker 2:When she comes she's like no, her face is mean and then we tell her she's like I don't even realize I'm doing it.
Speaker 4:I know people with faces. Yeah, fix your feet. I had to type her. I said, yo, it's bad.
Speaker 2:That was really bad.
Speaker 4:And then she just smiled. Was it worse than mine? Yes, Her teeth are so white. I'm like why?
Speaker 5:don't you smile. Well, anyways. Okay, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of let's get out of here?
Speaker 4:What is the no Service Podcast?
Speaker 2:I miss her walking escaping the we're gone yeah, and we'll be back again in the new year, tania thank you so much for showing up thank you for having me, thank you for feeding us.
Speaker 3:I'm about to indulge a little more yeah, guys, we're back, we're back.
Speaker 2:Hopefully it's not another three months from now?
Speaker 4:well, I mean, snow is coming winter is coming.
Speaker 2:Don't say that. What happened? Oh shoot. I changed the song. Well, I mean snow is coming, no, no, no, winter is coming. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Okay, what happened? Oh shoot.
Speaker 5:I changed the song.
Speaker 2:It's true. Yeah, follow us on social media guys, at no Service Podcast, on Instagram, on Spotify, apple Just search us up the no Service Podcast Podcast. We're everywhere. Soon they'll put YouTube.
Speaker 1:YouTube, if Mel will stop talking.
Speaker 2:Nastiness. Oh, why Will YouTube camp for you? They'll flag us yeah.
Speaker 3:We'll talk about Christmas. I'm gonna know the rest.
Speaker 4:He was wanting so hard. That's his Sacheron, that's all right. What did we call her? Aka Tifa Gelman Manteve.
Speaker 2:Manteve.
Speaker 4:AKA Manteve, aka what?
Speaker 2:was the next one. Tell them the story Tell them the story.
Speaker 4:Alright, I didn't know Sasha Ronks in the building.
Speaker 2:Alright, guys, we're out of here. Peace out, Bye, bye, say black, don't bleach.
Speaker 4:Hey say, black don't bleach.
Speaker 2:Brush your teeth.
Speaker 4:What was my line? Again, brush your teeth.
Speaker 2:Don't sell out no drink water.
Speaker 3:I'm minding business.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's what I say.
Speaker 3:Drink water, mind your business. Oh so, and be this kid man, Come on. Good job guys.
Speaker 2:This is very aggressive music. This is very aggressive.